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Orange Haired Orangutan
Orange Haired Orangutan by Queef Richards March 10, 2018
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Parangutan
Aislinn: what's that noise, I think I can hear sirens?
Christian: Stop pranging out, you're such a parangutan sometimes.
Christian: Stop pranging out, you're such a parangutan sometimes.
Parangutan by Urbex13 February 20, 2012
Orangutanging
Verb - Orangutanging
Where a female simultaneously masturbates two men whilst on her knees, shaking her arms at head level and thus resembling an Orangutang.
Where a female simultaneously masturbates two men whilst on her knees, shaking her arms at head level and thus resembling an Orangutang.
Rich - "Check out this skin flick. That hoe be pulling those dicks like a crazy milk maid"
Ged - "Damn, she be orangutanging them like a true spunk monkey"
Ged - "Damn, she be orangutanging them like a true spunk monkey"
Orangutanging by Ged 2071 August 26, 2014
Spunky Orangutan
n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with remarkable marchino cherry tones, even though it has no marchino cherries. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:
Ingredients:
2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes
Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.
A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Monkey. For those who don't like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the Bailey's Irish Cream with Kahlua. Also very tasty!
Ingredients:
2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes
Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.
A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Monkey. For those who don't like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the Bailey's Irish Cream with Kahlua. Also very tasty!
Spunky Orangutan by Dan Weyandt April 18, 2008
Corner Orangutan
To masturbate in public or somewhat public places like a horny orangutan in a hidden corner of a zoo exhibit.
I caught my date doing the corner orangutan under the table after I bent over to pick up my keys...GROSS!
Dude, I caught my roommate corner orangutaning in the shower with my girlfriend's body wash. Close the frickin door next time.
Dude, I caught my roommate corner orangutaning in the shower with my girlfriend's body wash. Close the frickin door next time.
Corner Orangutan by Drew Mendes September 16, 2011
orangutangisheneer
An orangutang that is an engineer.
You are an orangutangisheneer.
orangutangisheneer by Nathan Bailey January 25, 2023
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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