aquadouche

The act of speeding up your vehicle mercilessly through a large puddle of water in close proximity to unsuspecting or suspecting pedestrians to achieve premature ejaculation while laughing at thier demise

"Omg Becky that guy just aquadouched all over you"

"He really hammered down and aquadouched me from behind"

aquadouche by Captain peanutbutter August 9, 2023

Aquadeuce 

When you shit in the water. It's not a very pleasant experience. You can't wipe your ass after an aquadeuce because the toilet paper will get soggy. This is a last resort for sailors. You don't aquadeuce unless the bathroom is broken in your boat.

I have to aquadeuce

That aquadeuce was not fun

Aquadeuce by Aquadeuces August 15, 2016

squadouche 

Squadouche means zero, zip, nada, nothing, perhaps even less than nothing.

"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!

squadouche by Big Cali December 10, 2006

squadouche 

Nothing; nothing of value.

I bet you off your (poker) hand when all I held was squadouche.

squadouche by XxPRAXISxX February 5, 2008

auradouche 

The cleansing of ones personal toxic aura.

“After all of the bad things that have happened to me , I need an auradouche.”

auradouche by RC Myles February 22, 2018

Squadouche 

A mythical bear that smells like rich mahogany.

I'm as strong and majestic as Squadouche.

Squadouche by El Conquistador de Amor May 21, 2009

Squadouche 

nothing, in a bad way

A combination of squat+douche

"I've got squadouche." (my poker hand resulted in nothing)

"What are you doing?" "Squadouche"
(like on a Friday night when you are at home being lame because you have nothing better to do)

Squadouche by kristy1076 January 30, 2009