Squadouche

A mythical bear that smells like rich mahogany.

I'm as strong and majestic as Squadouche.

by El Conquistador de Amor May 21, 2009

Squadouche

nothing, in a bad way

A combination of squat+douche

"I've got squadouche." (my poker hand resulted in nothing)

"What are you doing?" "Squadouche"
(like on a Friday night when you are at home being lame because you have nothing better to do)

by kristy1076 January 30, 2009

squadouche

Squadouche means zero, zip, nada, nothing, perhaps even less than nothing.

"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!

by Big Cali December 09, 2006

squadouche

Nothing; nothing of value.

I bet you off your (poker) hand when all I held was squadouche.

by XxPRAXISxX February 05, 2008

squadouche

A term used to refer to huge douchebags. Usually used in reference to a guy that completely sucks to the point that he has surpassed doucheness. He will usually have gelled hair and a shirt unbuttoned three-five buttons.

So I was talking to this chick and this total squadouche came and interrupted. All he talked about was his new fuckin hair cut and taking yager bombs.

by ssi_bulldawg November 08, 2007

squadouche

A tool, nerd, nebbish, or otherwise annoying fellow.

When my colleague advised me to bring my satchel to the client's offices, I thought to myself, "What a squadouche that guy is. Who uses the word 'satchel?'"

by Rock Rogers December 15, 2005

squadouche

It means to move douchebag!

I couldn't get that rich white boy to squadouche.

by 5nake13ite July 13, 2008