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autodouche 

A "musician" who believes auto-tune is a form of singing and makes constant use of it.
Person 1: Did you see him perform on the Grammy's last night? He was awesome.

Person 2: Awesome? That wasn't a freaking performance. He's just a talentless autodouche.
autodouche by Hanatori May 31, 2010

autodouchebag 

a guy who purchases sports car in attempt to raise his status in society, especially in hopes of improving his own sexual appeal. Optional abbreviated version: autodouche.
A sure sign of autodouchebags is when you see their cars parked too close to the neighboring empty space in order to deter other people from parking there, so that there will be less risk of their own car being scratched or damaged by the "inferior" drivers.
autodouchebag by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014

acadouche 

Combination of "academic" and "douche," describing the pretentious use of academic words.
Why use "premia" as the plural of premium? Ans: because you want to be an acadouche.

Why, like an acadouche, must you insist that "data" is plural. No one uses the word that way.
acadouche by Ae5Ea8 April 9, 2015

Acrodouche 

Noun: Someone who likes to use random acronyms and then talk shit when you don't know the meaning of it.

Verb: Acrodouch-ing: conducting oneself in an acrodouchial manner.
Hi I'm Sh**na * am an Acrodouche because I like to pretend I'm awesome by using acronyms like "FTW" and then using urban dictionary as my source for why you're stupid for not knowing what FTW is.

Hi I'm Lindsey H*rgert and I like to talk shit and say someone needs to "work on your acronyms" Typical acrodouche....
Acrodouche by RizzlBizzl August 7, 2017

audoucheity 

Being audaciously douchey. being a douche in an audacious manner.
It took a lot of audoucheity for Gary to get out of his truck in the fast food line to walk back to my car and berate me for wearing a mask during a pandemic because he thinks masks are a conspiracy.

aquadouche

The act of speeding up your vehicle mercilessly through a large puddle of water in close proximity to unsuspecting or suspecting pedestrians to achieve premature ejaculation while laughing at thier demise
"Omg Becky that guy just aquadouched all over you"

"He really hammered down and aquadouched me from behind"