Person 1: Did you see him perform on the Grammy's last night? He was awesome.

Person 2: Awesome? That wasn't a freaking performance. He's just a talentless autodouche.

autodouche by Hanatori May 31, 2010

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autodouchebag

a guy who purchases sports car in attempt to raise his status in society, especially in hopes of improving his own sexual appeal. Optional abbreviated version: autodouche.

A sure sign of autodouchebags is when you see their cars parked too close to the neighboring empty space in order to deter other people from parking there, so that there will be less risk of their own car being scratched or damaged by the "inferior" drivers.

autodouchebag by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014

acadouche

Combination of "academic" and "douche," describing the pretentious use of academic words.

Why use "premia" as the plural of premium? Ans: because you want to be an acadouche.

Why, like an acadouche, must you insist that "data" is plural. No one uses the word that way.

acadouche by Ae5Ea8 April 9, 2015

Acrodouche

Noun: Someone who likes to use random acronyms and then talk shit when you don't know the meaning of it.

Verb: Acrodouch-ing: conducting oneself in an acrodouchial manner.

Hi I'm Sh**na * am an Acrodouche because I like to pretend I'm awesome by using acronyms like "FTW" and then using urban dictionary as my source for why you're stupid for not knowing what FTW is.

Hi I'm Lindsey H*rgert and I like to talk shit and say someone needs to "work on your acronyms" Typical acrodouche....

Acrodouche by RizzlBizzl August 7, 2017

audoucheity

Being audaciously douchey. being a douche in an audacious manner.

It took a lot of audoucheity for Gary to get out of his truck in the fast food line to walk back to my car and berate me for wearing a mask during a pandemic because he thinks masks are a conspiracy.

audoucheity by Yesterday’s Jam August 6, 2020

aquadouche

The act of speeding up your vehicle mercilessly through a large puddle of water in close proximity to unsuspecting or suspecting pedestrians to achieve premature ejaculation while laughing at thier demise

"Omg Becky that guy just aquadouched all over you"

"He really hammered down and aquadouched me from behind"

aquadouche by Captain peanutbutter August 9, 2023

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026