a guy who purchases sports car in attempt to raise his status in society, especially in hopes of improving his own sexual appeal. Optional abbreviated version: autodouche.
A sure sign of autodouchebags is when you see their cars parked too close to the neighboring empty space in order to deter other people from parking there, so that there will be less risk of their own car being scratched or damaged by the "inferior" drivers.
Verb: Acrodouch-ing: conducting oneself in an acrodouchial manner.
Hi I'm Sh**na * am an Acrodouche because I like to pretend I'm awesome by using acronyms like "FTW" and then using urban dictionary as my source for why you're stupid for not knowing what FTW is.
Hi I'm Lindsey H*rgert and I like to talk shit and say someone needs to "work on your acronyms" Typical acrodouche....
It took a lot of audoucheity for Gary to get out of his truck in the fast food line to walk back to my car and berate me for wearing a mask during a pandemic because he thinks masks are a conspiracy.
The act of speeding up your vehicle mercilessly through a large puddle of water in close proximity to unsuspecting or suspecting pedestrians to achieve premature ejaculation while laughing at thier demise
"Omg Becky that guy just aquadouched all over you"