puntable 

tiny dog that stands at the perfect height to be a field goal waiting to happen, coupled with the attitude to deserve it. also mailbox dog.

"the way that dog looks at you, it's just a field goal waiting to happen. damn puntables."

"i know, dude, its face just speaks to you, like, 'forty yards, anyone?'"

puntable by angus bohanon July 1, 2006

puntable 

any little child or midget that is about knee high on the average 6" tall person

that kid is puntable

puntable by drum_sarge November 1, 2009

puntable dog 

Any dog that is small enough to be drop kicked like you're punting an american football.

Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.

Dude, why are you walking funny and paying for all of your girlfriend's stuff.

Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.

puntable dog by qwerty1 August 3, 2009

The Puntable Scale

A scale of measurement from 1-10 used to outline the degree of ease used upon kicking an object. Whether it be a small dog at a 1, or an annoying unattractive girl at a 10.

Dude, check out that chick. She has gotta be a 6 or 7 on The Puntable Scale

The Puntable Scale by The Other Webster May 11, 2009

putable 

"Putable" is a somewhat nicer version of "bangable" or "doable." It refers to a female that you would put your penis in; or in the alternative to a guy who a gal would allow him to put his penis in her.

"See that girl? her name is Liina, she's very putable."

putable by SharkmanMN January 12, 2021

puttable 

a distance capable of being putted usually used in golf or disc golf.

You just need to throw it around that tree, this is puttable.

puttable by Andy Bourbeau September 5, 2008

Punjablette 

A Prepubescent Punjab

Old man: i cant what for those Punjablettes to come into my car to get some lollies

Punjablette by Danny_G_75 October 14, 2019