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Anointing 

Having to do with spiritual matters. Referring to the glory of the Lord on a particular individual or in a place.
The Lord moved mightily in our midst last night! His anointing was surely with us!
Anointing by churchboy April 19, 2012

cock anointing 

To touch or rub your coch head against things,objects,persons,food,like to anoint or mark ownership
cock anointing is a vain atempth to take ownership of an object or sexual joy, knowing your cock touched someone elses property or entered their personal space
cock anointing by viking48 February 28, 2009

second anointing 

1. An ordinance most mormons don't know exists.

2. An ordinance given to those mormon couples deemed worthy, by the upper mormon hierarchy (the prophets and apostles), of guaranteed salvation if you will. In the first anointing, and mormon endowment, and sealing, they were promised they would be made Gods and Goddesses if they were faithful in this life to the church. Now they have proven themselves worthy and are anointed a second time, and sealed up unto godhood, i.e., they are now guaranteed to become a God and Goddess, because they have been so righteous.

It consists of two parts - the first one in the temple, and the second one by the couple in their own home.
mormon, mormon temple, ordinance, second anointing, endowment
second anointing by The light bringer December 13, 2010

appointineer 

A person who provides transportation to and from any type of appointments.
“Dam, so whole time Mr. Percy is a mothafucking pimp dawg???”

“Na he just be bringing them hoe’s back and forth... He’s a appointineer!!”
appointineer by Dam_y.i _gotta_shit November 25, 2020

Anointing 

FRESH- 4.5/10
ATTRACTIVE- 0/10
CORRUPT- 6/10
FUNNY- 2/10
TEMPER- 7/10
ONLINE- 0/10
INSULT SKILLS- 1/10
BEST FRIEND(S)- N=UNAVAILABLE
HATES MOST- KAMSY
CRUSH: BLESSING
TYPE: ANNOYING THING
ANOINTING OVERALL- VERY POOR
Anointing by Ebuksam January 7, 2023

Addointing 

adjective
\ˈa-ˌdȯynt-ing\

Characterized by the act of adding or including something perceived as pointless, useless, or of little value.
The project's addointing requirements led to frustration among team members, as they felt the additional tasks had no meaningful impact.
Addointing by Buzzybuz February 4, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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