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Anointing 

FRESH- 4.5/10
ATTRACTIVE- 0/10
CORRUPT- 6/10
FUNNY- 2/10
TEMPER- 7/10
ONLINE- 0/10
INSULT SKILLS- 1/10
BEST FRIEND(S)- N=UNAVAILABLE
HATES MOST- KAMSY
CRUSH: BLESSING
TYPE: ANNOYING THING
ANOINTING OVERALL- VERY POOR
Anointing by Ebuksam January 7, 2023
“Anointing”

- is the ceremonial placement of a person into a holy office (kings, priests, prophets)
- the pouring of oil on somebody or something for a religious ceremony

In other words a process to make a person or thing sacred.
God was anointing people, kings and priests, for their service to the people.
Anointing by snail480 January 27, 2026

cock anointing 

To touch or rub your coch head against things,objects,persons,food,like to anoint or mark ownership
cock anointing is a vain atempth to take ownership of an object or sexual joy, knowing your cock touched someone elses property or entered their personal space
cock anointing by viking48 February 28, 2009

second anointing 

1. An ordinance most mormons don't know exists.

2. An ordinance given to those mormon couples deemed worthy, by the upper mormon hierarchy (the prophets and apostles), of guaranteed salvation if you will. In the first anointing, and mormon endowment, and sealing, they were promised they would be made Gods and Goddesses if they were faithful in this life to the church. Now they have proven themselves worthy and are anointed a second time, and sealed up unto godhood, i.e., they are now guaranteed to become a God and Goddess, because they have been so righteous.

It consists of two parts - the first one in the temple, and the second one by the couple in their own home.
mormon, mormon temple, ordinance, second anointing, endowment
second anointing by The light bringer December 13, 2010

Angifting 

When the only way of getting all of your anger out, is you gifting things to people.
Morgan: "SEB! why did I receive another gift code?!"
Seb: "Cuz I'm actually so fkn angry, that the only way i can get over this, is by angifting shit to you!"
Angifting by SlowTurtle December 25, 2020

anxieting 

The feeling of being so excited for an event that you become increasingly anxious.
A: Are you ready to go out tonight?
B: I’m not sure I’m totally anxieting.
anxieting by celvstical April 21, 2019
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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