Applepie

When someone has a distinctive quality that no one else possesses. It's especially known during sexual contact.

Damn, she gave me a good Applepie last night.

by Robsobnoblobcob June 26, 2020

APPLEPIE TRUFFLE

WHEN YOU NUT IN A GIRL AND THEN YOU WIPE UP THE NUT WITH AN APPLE SLICE AND FEED IT TO HER

I GAVE THAT GIRL FROM THE BAR AN APPLEPIE TRUFFLE LAST NIGHT

by 40OZD March 18, 2021

Appleplexy

frustration felt when figuring-out how to work an iPhone, iPad, iPod....

While unwrapping my iPhone, I boldly threw away the instructions - but after a half-hour of Appleplexy, I was rummaging through the trash.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 1, 2010

apple pie life

That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.

Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life

by kebabmuncher July 6, 2016

Apple Pie Surprise

a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything

Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!

Guy 2: wtf

by That 1 other guy May 6, 2009

applepine

Ok a pineapple a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves. Please do not like this the urban dictionary mafia is after me I found out from intelligence that they have me on their personal watchlist.

Guy: Applepine
Mafia comes and immediately shoots him in the head and all those who witnessed

by Secret Definition Guy May 15, 2018

applepious

A state of being as American as apple pie and as pious as an altar boy in the manner of Stephen Colbert.

Stephen Colbert showed how applepious he was by never questioning our great president George W. Bush and going to Catholic Mass every Sunday.

by icancount2one January 12, 2010