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APPLEPIE TRUFFLE 

WHEN YOU NUT IN A GIRL AND THEN YOU WIPE UP THE NUT WITH AN APPLE SLICE AND FEED IT TO HER
I GAVE THAT GIRL FROM THE BAR AN APPLEPIE TRUFFLE LAST NIGHT
APPLEPIE TRUFFLE by 40OZD March 18, 2021

Appleplexy 

frustration felt when figuring-out how to work an iPhone, iPad, iPod....
While unwrapping my iPhone, I boldly threw away the instructions - but after a half-hour of Appleplexy, I was rummaging through the trash.

apple pie life 

That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.
Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life

Apple Pie Surprise 

a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything
Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!

Guy 2: wtf

applepine 

Ok a pineapple a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves. Please do not like this the urban dictionary mafia is after me I found out from intelligence that they have me on their personal watchlist.
Guy: Applepine
Mafia comes and immediately shoots him in the head and all those who witnessed

applepious 

A state of being as American as apple pie and as pious as an altar boy in the manner of Stephen Colbert.
Stephen Colbert showed how applepious he was by never questioning our great president George W. Bush and going to Catholic Mass every Sunday.
applepious by icancount2one January 12, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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