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Applause 

The act of relieving semen in your hands, and then clapping in your partner's face.
"After they finished having sex, John blew a load in his hands and blinded Mary with some Applause for a job well done."
Applause by Butterman505 December 8, 2009

Beatnik Applause 

A form of applause whereby the middle finger and thumb of both hands are repeatedly snapped/clicked instead of clapped. Beatnik applause was developed in the cafes of the 1950s/1960s by the Beatnik/Beat Generation. Many "Beat Poet" fans of this period now suffer from severe arthritic inflammation of the thumb and middle finger.
POET: "The room suddenly went into a mad darkness. A spotlight pierced blackness like a white devil's knife. A voice rose and screamed. Words of beauty cutting my throat. A poem of life, of love, of doom. My years on Earth summed and fooled."

CROWD: Beatnik Applause

applaudience 

term used in open door theatre invented by an amazing director to refer to when the audience applauds wildly at our amazing show.
these canaan days we sing and dance so we can get applaudience...
applaudience by izzie April 10, 2005

Fake-applauding 

When you are clapping your hand but making no sound. So it looks like you are clapping your hands, but in reality you don't care.
He was fake-applauding at the opera yesterday.
Fake-applauding by Ni2k February 19, 2011

Balls applause 

The process in which your balls slap against one another or against your thigh, creating a clapping noise.
"Fuck Tom, quit jumping...i'm tired of hearing your balls applause."
Balls applause by kixcheerios March 16, 2010