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appeteasers
When you are at a holiday gathering and you are hoping that there will be DINNER but, no, just those itty-bitty snacks and you must eat millions in order to feel satiated (much like whales and plankton)
"Hey Beau, did you have a good time at Aunt Lorraine's house on Thanksgiving?"
"Not really! I thought we really would have dinner! I showed up hungry. All she made were appeteasers."
"Not really! I thought we really would have dinner! I showed up hungry. All she made were appeteasers."
appeteasers by BIG.dEb.GLES November 19, 2011
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Appeteaser
Is that the quality that is to be expected from the girls at this club???
Nah man, that girl is the appeteaser! The rest are plenty fine.
Nah man, that girl is the appeteaser! The rest are plenty fine.
Appeteaser by MMMagic Man August 18, 2018
Appeteaser
Hot, sexy, standing up, about to head out the door for a date making-out that tricks you into thinking you are going to get into the sack before the movie and dinner, but is really just a preview of what is to come later.
Man, the way Jillian was grinding against me and nibbling my ear I thought she wanted to skip the trip out on the town and get busy then and there, but it was just an appeteaser.
Appeteaser by KewriusG December 24, 2009
apperance
Observational apperance discusses previous reverence employing irreverent language use as means deliverance as cultural connotations make possible brotherhood underlying harmonies understood towards a greater good.
apperance by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
appetent
A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.
"become more apetent (sic) for females!"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"
appetent by mattlohkamp January 19, 2010
appetinner
appetinner by Rustygate_no.wd40 January 5, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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