appetence

To have an affinity to something or do something all the time because you like it... like a hobby.

"The object of life is to satisfy as many appetencies as possible" - Granville Hicks

by Miguel November 27, 2004

appeteasers

When you are at a holiday gathering and you are hoping that there will be DINNER but, no, just those itty-bitty snacks and you must eat millions in order to feel satiated (much like whales and plankton)

"Hey Beau, did you have a good time at Aunt Lorraine's house on Thanksgiving?"
"Not really! I thought we really would have dinner! I showed up hungry. All she made were appeteasers."

by BIG.dEb.GLES November 19, 2011

Appeteaser

The opening act stripper to get the crowd engaged into the evening. Not the “main event”.

Is that the quality that is to be expected from the girls at this club???

Nah man, that girl is the appeteaser! The rest are plenty fine.

by MMMagic Man August 18, 2018

Appeteaser

Hot, sexy, standing up, about to head out the door for a date making-out that tricks you into thinking you are going to get into the sack before the movie and dinner, but is really just a preview of what is to come later.

Man, the way Jillian was grinding against me and nibbling my ear I thought she wanted to skip the trip out on the town and get busy then and there, but it was just an appeteaser.

by KewriusG December 24, 2009

apperance

Apparent appearance

Observational apperance discusses previous reverence employing irreverent language use as means deliverance as cultural connotations make possible brotherhood underlying harmonies understood towards a greater good.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

appetent

A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.

"become more apetent (sic) for females!"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"

by mattlohkamp January 19, 2010

appetinner

When one decides to only eat appetizers for dinner. Either at home or at a restaurant.

We all went to the restaurant and instead of ordering entrees we just ordered appetinner instead.

by Rustygate_no.wd40 January 5, 2018