appetent 

A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.

"become more apetent (sic) for females!"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"

appetent by mattlohkamp January 19, 2010

appetence

To have an affinity to something or do something all the time because you like it... like a hobby.

"The object of life is to satisfy as many appetencies as possible" - Granville Hicks

appetence by Miguel November 27, 2004

Appetext 

1. (Transitive verb) An incredibly appetizing photo/description of food sent via SMS; the culinary equivalent of a sext. 2. (Intransitive verb) To send or receive food porn via text message.

— Appetext·er (noun)
— Appetext·ed (past tense)

1. "I wasn't even hungry, but Jane appetexted me a pic of a cheeseburger that made my stomach growl." 2. "I could hardly control myself after getting an appetext of Brett's homemade spaghetti last night -- it looked so good, I could practically taste it." 3. "I was doing really well with my diet, but Luke sent me an appetext from Artichoke Pizza and I couldn't help but go get some."

Appetext by @marseniuk October 28, 2013

Appetant 

When you’re hungry, but you just can’t eat.

Lack of appetite.

I’m feeling appetant, I am hungry but I just cannot eat.

Appetant by BippittyBoppitty September 11, 2025

bon appeteet! 

feeding a dog gastric polystyrene.

bon appeteet!

bon appeteet! by xdr5t3evq3q November 2, 2023