appetent

A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.

"become more apetent (sic) for females!"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"

by mattlohkamp January 19, 2010

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appetence

To have an affinity to something or do something all the time because you like it... like a hobby.

"The object of life is to satisfy as many appetencies as possible" - Granville Hicks

by Miguel November 27, 2004

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appetent • Appetant • appetence • Appetext • bon appeteet!

1. (Transitive verb) An incredibly appetizing photo/description of food sent via SMS; the culinary equivalent of a sext. 2. (Intransitive verb) To send or receive food porn via text message.

— Appetext·er (noun)
— Appetext·ed (past tense)

1. "I wasn't even hungry, but Jane appetexted me a pic of a cheeseburger that made my stomach growl." 2. "I could hardly control myself after getting an appetext of Brett's homemade spaghetti last night -- it looked so good, I could practically taste it." 3. "I was doing really well with my diet, but Luke sent me an appetext from Artichoke Pizza and I couldn't help but go get some."

by @marseniuk October 28, 2013

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