appetent

A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.
"become more apetent (sic) for females!"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"
by mattlohkamp January 19, 2010
mugGet the appetentmug.

Appetizer

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.
Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.
by Kanda March 27, 2007
mugGet the Appetizermug.

appetize

To stimulate the appetite (not in the dictionary, but it SHOULD be - hence you fine people)
That kiwi tart looks like puke - it simply does not appetize.
by ecushey June 30, 2003
mugGet the appetizemug.

Appetizing

That p**** is appetizing
by Edweirdo99 November 03, 2018
mugGet the Appetizingmug.

appetence

To have an affinity to something or do something all the time because you like it... like a hobby.
"The object of life is to satisfy as many appetencies as possible" - Granville Hicks
by Miguel November 27, 2004
mugGet the appetencemug.

Appetizer

The tuft of chest hair protruding from a mans slightly unbuttoned dress shirt or v-neck t-shirt.
Wendy was salivating over Jimmys appetizer on display at dinner.
by Sre106 August 20, 2013
mugGet the Appetizermug.

appetizer

A mistress, sidebae, sidehoe, etc.
Bitch, why you wanna be his appetizer when you can be his main course?
by gummiklereb0 June 18, 2019
mugGet the appetizermug.