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appeteasers

When you are at a holiday gathering and you are hoping that there will be DINNER but, no, just those itty-bitty snacks and you must eat millions in order to feel satiated (much like whales and plankton)
"Hey Beau, did you have a good time at Aunt Lorraine's house on Thanksgiving?"
"Not really! I thought we really would have dinner! I showed up hungry. All she made were appeteasers."
appeteasers by BIG.dEb.GLES November 19, 2011
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Appeteaser 

The opening act stripper to get the crowd engaged into the evening. Not the “main event”.
Is that the quality that is to be expected from the girls at this club???

Nah man, that girl is the appeteaser! The rest are plenty fine.
Appeteaser by MMMagic Man August 18, 2018
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Appeteaser 

Hot, sexy, standing up, about to head out the door for a date making-out that tricks you into thinking you are going to get into the sack before the movie and dinner, but is really just a preview of what is to come later.
Man, the way Jillian was grinding against me and nibbling my ear I thought she wanted to skip the trip out on the town and get busy then and there, but it was just an appeteaser.
Appeteaser by KewriusG December 24, 2009

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026