Appeteaser

The opening act stripper to get the crowd engaged into the evening. Not the “main event”.

Is that the quality that is to be expected from the girls at this club???

Nah man, that girl is the appeteaser! The rest are plenty fine.

by MMMagic Man August 18, 2018

Appeteaser

Hot, sexy, standing up, about to head out the door for a date making-out that tricks you into thinking you are going to get into the sack before the movie and dinner, but is really just a preview of what is to come later.

Man, the way Jillian was grinding against me and nibbling my ear I thought she wanted to skip the trip out on the town and get busy then and there, but it was just an appeteaser.

by KewriusG December 24, 2009

appeteasers

When you are at a holiday gathering and you are hoping that there will be DINNER but, no, just those itty-bitty snacks and you must eat millions in order to feel satiated (much like whales and plankton)

"Hey Beau, did you have a good time at Aunt Lorraine's house on Thanksgiving?"
"Not really! I thought we really would have dinner! I showed up hungry. All she made were appeteasers."

by BIG.dEb.GLES November 19, 2011

Appeaser

A person, often a peacenik, who believes that if you give the enemy what they want, they won't do anything more.

See also: France, Howard Dean, Bill Clinton, liberal

The actions of an appeaser let Hitler take over Europe.

by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004

Appetissert

A portmanteau of 'appetizer' and 'dessert'; having a dessert food as an appetizer before a meal (i.e. breakfast, brunch, lunch, & dinner)

I'm fine man, just had a little appetissert before dinner, is all.

by JMReader December 25, 2021

Appeaser

-Blacks and Latinos voting Republican
- Latinos supporting Trump
- Neo nazis in Bogotá

Hector: you Leftist fuck, I voted Trump
John: you appeaser piece of insignificant shit.

by chokooooo888 February 28, 2019

Appetiser

A machine built during the final war. it was meant to counter the earthmovers, but only one prototype was built before the war ended.

Before I tear down the cities and crush the armies of heaven, you shall do as an appetiser. come forth, child of man, and die.

by stereotypical egirl UwU April 3, 2025