I just spent my entire night torrenting DMGs of OS X because the recovery process for the used Mac Mini I bought requires an Apple ID, and it's near impossible to make a recovery USB outside of OS X itself.

Fuck Apple.

fuck apple by crungo July 26, 2017

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Bon apple tea

when like the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bon apple tea it's like French or some shit

This food looking gooder den a bitch. Bon apple tea nigga

Bon apple tea by Andrewkayvoninsta August 25, 2016

APHEFSDSHEATHECBC round

APHEFSDSHEATHECBC is an acronym for armour piercing high explosive fin stabilized discarding sabot high explosive anti tank high explosive capped ballistic capped round which is just a cool overpowered round for a tank invented by tank fish

(DISCLAMER: this is not real, obviously)

Driver: Gunner Load the uhhhh... APHEFSDSHEATHECBC round.
Gunner: What?
Driver: The armour piercing high explosive fin stabilized discarding sabot high explosive anti tank high explosive capped ballistic capped round.
Gunner: What?
Driver: Never mind just fire

APHEFSDSHEATHECBC round by LongLegBob December 27, 2020

Apple Stairs

The biggest opp of the century

Fuck bruh I just broke my 200 dollar Macbook when I fell off the Apple Stairs‼️

Apple Stairs by Zesteas October 16, 2021

Ahless

Someone with no ah.

Examp. Doog dry has no ah. Therefore he is ahless doog.

Ahless by Muley Graves. May 27, 2016

Apple Play Store

The Apple Play Store is the primary source for debate information. If facts or statistics are not found on the Apple Play Store they can not be trusted.

Representative 1: What is your source?
Representative 2: The Apple Play Store of course!
Representative 1: Alright, we know the information is legitimate.

Apple Play Store by Branderrson January 10, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026