aoberness 

When someone is incredibly drunk and tries to type soberness

I'm hammered but I need to muster my aoberness to drive.

aoberness by Thedeadpianoman July 28, 2023

FUPA awerness month 

the month of march is fupa awerness month because it right at the end of the winter before beach season where the FUPA is no longer hidden

dude: "karli did you know that march is FUPA awerness month you should really do something about that."

FUPA awerness month by brickface444 December 30, 2010

Aterness 

(adj) - Completely rad or crazy awesome. An intense amount of coolness.

Jimmy - Did you see her new car?
Brenda - Dude! It was totally aterness!

Aterness by shibbyXcrunk September 8, 2009

Angerness 

My friend was angry at her work n then she got upset cos this wasnt a word so this is for u Megan Xx

Megan: IM GONNA DIEEE
Cara: why
Megan: cause im just angerness
Megan: now im gonna cry cause thats not a word and i want it to be

Angerness by Idkwhyimadethisss April 29, 2020

abearness

The quality of being a bear, or bear-like in thought process.

Abearness can be improved through hibernation or other general bear-associated activities.

Eg.1 A bear is ripping through the forest, tearing up small shrubs and killing little animals, and all that's going through his head is "This is sick.. I'm a fucking bear!"

Eg.2

Person 1: So yeah, she ate a a whole pizza and went straight to bed.
Person 2: Dude, that's some major abearness right there.

abearness by Geor-lias July 28, 2009

angerness 

Being angry and stressed

Miss youre making me angerness

angerness by haha idk tbh October 24, 2017

abeness 

The sexiest man alive. Abe-ness means extreme hotness. That jasmines can't resist.
Ex: I wish my boyfriend ha more "abe-ness".
My boyfriend has too much abe-ness I can't handle it.

My boyfriend doesn't have any abeness

abeness by Hallie#1 April 20, 2015