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The sexiest man alive. Abe-ness means extreme hotness. That jasmines can't resist.
Ex: I wish my boyfriend ha more "abe-ness".
My boyfriend has too much abe-ness I can't handle it.
My boyfriend doesn't have any abeness
abeness by Hallie#1 April 20, 2015
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Abbness desribes only one girl who happens to have the beautiful name of Abbie and who happens to epitomize hotness. She is sweet, funny, who wont just laugh at all your jokes, she keeps you honest and humble yet lifts you up in a way that makes you feel loved and respected. She will let you have your way, but is independent, responsible, and does have a little bit of a party girl in her which is all good. She is intelligent but just a little spacy to make her even cuter. She's not that great with directions, but knows where to go. She is great around people or by herself, she is Miss Abbness.
Abbie is the complete package, she is awesome and complete hotness, she is total Abbness.
Abbness by Dan Rust February 25, 2010
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awe-ness
noun:

deep feelings of astonished wonderment.
The aweness of being is sometimes more than we can emotionalize.
Aweness by Jimmy Fedd June 21, 2016
Adjective meaning very good, awesome, well above par and so on. Most commonly used by rowers who eat far to much sugar and get high on surgical spirit
Shit Bunny you're aceness. I dont't know if thats me or the surgical spirit talking.
Aceness by Bunnyindahole November 3, 2005

-ageness 

A suffix that you can add to any adjective to give the effect of 100% of two times what you think of something.
Awesomeageness!

Fuckageness! =(

Bullshitageness! =/

-ageness
-ageness by Serpent wuz ere December 21, 2008
The action when you see a person place or thing that makes Your natural instinct flare up and you can't control the passion,admiration,inspiration,etc. you can go into a panic attack from apeness so don't look so hard(stare) it's bad for health. (Surgeon General AstroStarFighter warning)🙈🙉🙊
"Girl did you see that guy muscle I am also got the APENESS from looking so hard."

"OMG NIKKA stop acting like you got the APENESS."

"Some of you looking at me, must of got the APENESS ooo ah ahh ahh"
Apeness by Amore_Corazon September 23, 2014

mark abenes 

Mark Abenes is a young memer that gets no puss.
Mark Abenes gets VICTORY ROYALE
mark abenes by AbenesBoi March 4, 2019
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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