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antisober 

not quite sober.. or drunk. dependant on usage
"man i was SO antisober i chatted up that fugly girl"
antisober by Ash (UK) April 24, 2006
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antisterbation

A combination of anticipation and masturbation.
A phrase accidentally coined by Himiko Yumeno in Danganronpa v3, it means to wait in excitement of a forthcoming sexual encoutner. The concept of anticipating a sexual encounter so much, the thought itself becomes almost as pleasurable as the experience itself.
"You guys better get excited and look forward to it with antisterbation!"
"Surely you mean "anticipation"? Or have I misunderstood the nature of this encounter...?"
antisterbation by Xenosplats October 20, 2020

Antiserum 

The greatest trap artist in the entire world. Pairs nicely with Mayhem. Check him out on Soundcloud. Seriously.
Bro1: Dude did you listen to Trippy by Antiserum & Mayhem?
Bro2: Yeah man, I ejaculated when the bass dropped!
Antiserum by GriffinDelta September 15, 2013

antiboner 

A reference to an extremely ugly female.
Man that bitch is a total antiboner. My dick actually shrunk up and inverted inside me.

antibobert 

The best rapper of all time.
Holy shit dude, did you hear that new antibobert song? It’s so good!
antibobert by Factual Statement Maker September 12, 2023

antisorry 

a sarcastic and abruptly blunt means of expressing feelings that are
unapologetic; unsympathetic; unfeeling or expressing regret for an action that has upset or inconvenienced somebody, or is likely to do so
Drew: don't give me that
Matt: I am so sorry.
Drew: me too.
Matt: HA!
Matt: I'm not at all
Drew: NEITHER AM I!!!
Drew: or am I?
Matt: in fact I'm antisorry
Drew: whoa.
antisorry by tpshortstop February 26, 2009

antiboner 

I got out of the pool and had major antiboner.
antiboner by t July 21, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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