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antipoom by Eurotrash13 September 4, 2008
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antipoon
"Hey, what's up? Did you get with Trisa last night?"
"No, dude, I was with fogal, he is the antipoon"
"No, dude, I was with fogal, he is the antipoon"
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Antipoon
A term used to describe someone who is so bad looking or so awkward with women that they can't get any action. This should not be mistaken with someone who gets no action as these people will never get any action.
Can also be used to desribe someone who is well known to be a cock-blocker, who constantly ruins the chances of many people to get poon.
It is widely agreed that these people should be locked away or, better yet, put down.
Can also be used to desribe someone who is well known to be a cock-blocker, who constantly ruins the chances of many people to get poon.
It is widely agreed that these people should be locked away or, better yet, put down.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, he had this girl practically all over him last night and he still got nothing.
Dude 2: He's such an antipoon.
Example 2:
Dude 1: hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, i was getting with this smoking hot chick right, and he just comes barging in shouting "ohhh, you're getting it down there dude".
Dude 2: He did that to me once. What a fucking antipoon.
Dude 1: Hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, he had this girl practically all over him last night and he still got nothing.
Dude 2: He's such an antipoon.
Example 2:
Dude 1: hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, i was getting with this smoking hot chick right, and he just comes barging in shouting "ohhh, you're getting it down there dude".
Dude 2: He did that to me once. What a fucking antipoon.
antiprom
any activity or event that takes place on the same night as a high school prom. people choose to make antiprom plans because prom is lame and doing other things is more fun and less expensive.
antiprom by runs with wolves April 15, 2009
antipoon
antipoon by kristian C February 19, 2009
Antipoon
1. Kent is the Antipoon, he constantly got in the way of me making out with Sara.
2. Curt is so nasty, drunk chicks won't fuck him, he is the Antipoon!
2. Curt is so nasty, drunk chicks won't fuck him, he is the Antipoon!
Antipoon by Stephanie Schuh April 29, 2008
antipoon
the act of not getting any
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