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A guy who, if seen with him, will turn your chances of getting any action to zero.

"Hey, what's up? Did you get with Trisa last night?"

"No, dude, I was with fogal, he is the antipoon"
by Streit September 20, 2007
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Someone who has no wheels and no skills in talking to the ladies. The ladies find them annoying, weird or unnatractive. He's usually someone who follows you and your group of friends and always trys to impress the ladies when you are talking to them by saying stupid things to try and be funny
Yo were going to the mall today to see those girls from the party but don't tell Jeremiah he's fucking anti poon
by Mad Wheels December 08, 2009
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A term used to describe someone who is so bad looking or so awkward with women that they can't get any action. This should not be mistaken with someone who gets no action as these people will never get any action.
Can also be used to desribe someone who is well known to be a cock-blocker, who constantly ruins the chances of many people to get poon.
It is widely agreed that these people should be locked away or, better yet, put down.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, he had this girl practically all over him last night and he still got nothing.
Dude 2: He's such an antipoon.

Example 2:
Dude 1: hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, i was getting with this smoking hot chick right, and he just comes barging in shouting "ohhh, you're getting it down there dude".
Dude 2: He did that to me once. What a fucking antipoon.
by pilz09 June 11, 2009
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one who gets no pussy at all. due to the fact they are a ginger kid or just plain ugly.
Kyle is such a antipoon.
by kristian C October 14, 2008
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1. someone who is gay (homosexual)
2. a guy who doesn't like pussy or vagina
"That keller kid is a fucking anti poon qweer!!"

"dude, are you anti poon?"
by henry!!durr March 13, 2009
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A person who repels the poonani because of sheer gayness and un-coolness.
GUY1 ''Hey how did last night go with that girl?''
GUY2 ''Nah it was shit, I was with Sean, he is the anti-poon''
GUY1 ''Damn might have known you wouldn't have gotten any with that benson there''
GUY2 ''You got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now''
by Bensonshneeb November 17, 2007
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