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auntfucker 

NOUN C ● SK UK /ɑ ntˌfʌk.əʳ/ US /æntˌfʌk.ɚ/
ALSO aunt-fucker or aunt fucker

1. (STRONGLY VULGAR, OFFENSIVE) an extremely ungrateful person, a person devoid of gratitude

2. (STRONGLY VULGAR, DEROGATORY) one who breaks the Bro Code, puts dates before mates, or leaves family for their cheap love, especially after their mates have fought with and defended them all the way through, dead or alive

3. (MARKEDLY VULGAR) an extremely intense experience, often but not always negative

4. (TEASINGLY, FRIENDLY, JOKINGLY, VULGAR) a good very close friend or relative

5. (VULGAR, LITERALLY) one who fucks their aunt
1. Jon Snow, you auntfucker! How could you!

2. I can't believe Jon Snow has completely ignored Ghost just like that. What an auntfucker!

3. War is a motherfucker, and the Great War is an auntfucker.

4. You little auntfucker, vomiting is celebrating!

5. You are Aegon Targaryen, true auntfucker of the Seven Kingdoms.
auntfucker by Tetka Fuker May 11, 2019
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A literal translation of the Dutch informal noun “mierenneuker”. The term is used to call out people on petty, infuriatingly specific or nitpicky behavior. Antfucker usually refers to people who screw people over by focusing on tiny mistakes others make, or being overly critical of small things they dislike.

The term is also used as a verb: “mierenneuken”, or “to fuck ants”
“I know I’m fucking ants at this point, but i hate how the lace on the dress is just a tiny bit too low and the sleeves are a little bit too wide.”

Jesus christ, what antfucker gave me a failing grade because I didn’t write the date on my test paper?”

“They turned down my manuscript, not because they thought I was a hack writer, but because they didn’t want to publish a book with a male main character. What kind of antfuckery is that?”
Antfucker by Cool-Guy-Senpai November 28, 2017

Adultfucker

Anon 1: I prefer large tits over flat chests.
Anon 2: Adultfuckers get off my board.
Adultfucker by Loliconics January 21, 2019

bitchass cuntfucker 

Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road
Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?
bitchass cuntfucker by Cackalacka September 4, 2008
Someone who is obsessed with little details; a perfectionist.
Myra Ellen is such an antfucker; she made us re-record the track until she thought it sounded perfect.
Antfucker by starfucker08 October 30, 2008

cuntfucker 

hes such a cuntfucker
cuntfucker by eagled January 6, 2009

artfucker 

similar to in artfag, an artfucker is one who is very involved in art and the local art scene. unlike the word artfag, however, artfucker specifically refers to someone who is arrogant and self-indulgent in making and talking about their art and art in general.
"God, did you hear that artfucker today? She wouldn't stop talking about her own technique!"

"I know, she was terrible! And the way she wouldn't even consider another person's piece."
artfucker by deadcatz March 16, 2010