annireversary

A milestone noting the passage of time since leaving a job or relationship gone bad that renders the original event irrelevant.

Once the amount of time since termination equals the relationship's duration, the annireversary has been reached and it falls into the black hole of time.

EX: You dated someone for exactly two years, and you broke up on November 5, 2011. You may celebrate the annireversary on November 6, 2013.

by CMos October 22, 2013

dracotok anniversary

date: august 22

“ august 22nd is the dracotok anniversary !” wtf do y’all want me to say lmaoo

by earth2mina August 21, 2021

anniversary

the day you and your special someone began your relationship.

when is our anniversary?

by reformedpug February 7, 2017

Vegetarian Anniversary

The yearly recurrence of the date of that one became a vegetarian. Also known as a vegeversary.

Happy vegetarian anniversary, I cannot believe you haven't had meat in five years!

by elleinad1910 January 8, 2012

golden anniversary

The year you've been together or are celebrating something when it matches the date :

You were first published on July 31, 1977. July 31 of 2008 is 31 years later - this is your golden anniversary of being a published author.

by Whizz211 January 17, 2014

Heartbreak anniversary

The date in which you were heartbroken the previous year..

my heartbreak anniversary is coming up gonna cry myself to sleep..

by ayannahrt November 26, 2020

Anniversaryize

The act of commemorating mundane events in one's life.

She has been known to anniversaryize things like the first time she parallel parked.

by Jan Hanford June 11, 2006