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angelynah 

Angelynah is the best person you will ever meet. She is very weird and random but in a funny way. shes the type of person to laugh at her own jokes so hard tears will form. she is a very good friend and is usually very beautiful. she tries to stay out of drama as much as possible because she hates it. she has amazing taste in music and clothes. has a lot of friends because she is very nice and polite. But once you get to be her close friend she is very sarcastic and playful. Angelynahs are very very rare and hard to find. So if u have a friend whos name is angelynah, hold onto them as long as u can.
OMG!!! its Angelynah *drops everything theyre doing* I need to go say hi to her real quick
angelynah by user0000098181918 November 21, 2021
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Angelina Jolie 

Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).
"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."

"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."

"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."
Angelina Jolie by The Great Kraken August 28, 2007

angelina jolie 

the place where heaven meets earth. angelina jolie is a beautiful, sexy, perfect and kind hearted person. she is also a badass actress to boot.
angelina jolie by wootwoot1000 September 12, 2009

Angelina Jolie 

The reason why we men get morning wood and random boners. Even if we haven't seen her, read about her or ever heard about her.

Yep, she's that good.

Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.
Angelina Jolie. What else can you say?
Angelina Jolie by JcDent June 17, 2007

Angelina Jolie 

She is the most beautiful woman alive. Her best work as an actress may have been as "Lisa" in "Girl, Interrupted" and "Gia" as the title character. She should also be noted for her dedication to philanthropic work, even going so far as to adopt children from impoverished countries.
She is also Brad Pitt's new lover, which is a definite step up from his former one. Her one flaw may be her marked lack of derriere, but I suppose that can be overlooked in favor or her other attributes.
It's just not fair that Angelina Jolie gets to be so beautiful.
Angelina Jolie by Beatrix Kiddo July 20, 2006

Angelina Jolie 

an incredibly talented, sexy, hot actress/mother/UN Ambassador/community worker person/whatever the hell else she does...

i am a straight female and i would do her. she is that hot.
Straight Teenage Boy: i cant hang out tonight coz im gonna watch Original Sin tonight so i can see Angelina Jolie naked.

Straight Teenage Girl: Awesome! can i watch with you???

angelina jolie 

Angelina is An Angsty Angel.

Womanish soft plus Manly rough
Mysterious yet Visible
Vicious yet Loving
Cool yet Hot
Tough yet Tender
a Babe yet a Mother

Bittersweet,

Angelina is the epitome of a Walking Contradiction.
angelina jolie going to the poverty stricken country riding a motor bike...thats an ulimate Angsty Angel
angelina jolie by bettyimages August 6, 2006
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square grouper

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