And Simon 

Shout b

Who's going out?
Jake, Gravy, Holland, Chinese, Crab, Surge
and Simon

And Simon by and Simon March 10, 2020

wilhelm and simon 

soulmates, made for each other, gay asf

Hey there’s Wilhelm and Simon, the best boyfriends to ever exist.

wilhelm and simon by ralph836zfh July 4, 2021

Nick and simon

The realest niggas you will ever meet, one is ugly and has spiderman powers the other just works out all day, one is really small in all aspects (simon) the other is really big in all aspects (nick)

Damn nick and simon like to eat ass and smoke grass

Nick and simon by 😈 trolly March 8, 2022

nick and simon

two people that are best amigos and one is really good looking and filipino and has spiderman powers and one is 1/4% mexican named nick and together they love to eat burritos also the one simon is not ugly contrary to popular belief.

Nick and simon are so cute together also they never get in trouble together

nick and simon by 😈 trolly March 13, 2022

Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon. 

When both parties are feuding over a game that isn't important, yet both parties are screaming at each other because they are blaming the other person. In the shitty game, they are unable to understand when it's their fault, leading to them taking a massive shit and having a aneurysm and dying.

Damn yall niggas needa chill yall boutta have a Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.

Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon. by BigBlackAssNigga May 9, 2025

simon and garfunkel 

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

simon and garfunkel by homer simpson March 24, 2005

Simon and Mustachefunkel 

An American singer-songwriter duo consisting of Paul Simon and a guy with a bushy mustache. They are well known for their close vocal harmonies and refined mustache related traits, such as having a mustache. They became pioneers of Mustache pop, and paved the way for other artists like Crosby, Stills and Mustached Nash, Belle and Mustached Sebastian and The Jesus and Merry Mustache Chaingang.

They were among the most popular mustached recording artists of the 1960s; among their biggest hits were Bridge Over Stubbled Water, A Hazy Glade of Whiskers and Here's To Your Big Ol' Mustache Mrs. Robinson.

The Mustached Boxer, by Simon and Mustachefunkel

I am just a mustache
Though my mustache is seldom told
I have squandered my whiskers
For a pocket full of stubble such are promises
All lies and mustaches
Still a man beards what he wants to beard
And disregards the chest hair
When I left my home and my family
I was no more than a boy with a mustache
In the company of mustached strangers
In the quiet of the mustached railway station running scared
Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters
Where the mustached people go
Looking for the places only they would grow mustaches

Lie la lie (Mustache!)...

Asking only workman's mustaches
I come looking for a shave
But I get no offers,
Just a come-on from the bearded whores on Seventh Avenue
I grow some hair, there were times when I was so lonesome and mustacheless
I took some comfort in my hair

Lie la lie (Mustache!)...

Then I'm laying out my mustache clothes
And wishing I was mustached
Going home
Where the mustached New York City winters aren't bleeding me
Bleeding me, going home
In the clearing stands a boxer with a mustache
And a mustached fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders with a mustache
Of ev'ry mustached glove that layed him down
Or cut him till, with a mustache, he cried out
In his mustached anger and his mustached shame
"I am mustached, I am mustached"
But the mustache still remains

Simon and Mustachefunkel by Niccolò Mustache-iavelli January 27, 2010