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anatomical sales associate 

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.
Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."
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anatomical sales associate 

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.
Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I'm not exactly comfortable with soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

anatomical salesman 

a ho, prostitute, girl that can run really fast in high heels, etc.
ms degrandchamp is a anatomical salesman.

anatomical transposition 

A figurative physical condition where one behaves as though a part of their anatomy has been transposed with another.

cf. one's dick and one's head
Anatomical transposition is a common characteristic in upper management.

anatomically gifted 

a polite way of saying "has a big dick"
brian is 'anatomically gifted'. he made me orgasm over and over!

Analogical

Created by the Thomas Sanders Fandom

A ship between Logan (Logic) and Virgil (Anxiety)
Person 1: I ship Logicality because opposites attract!

Person 2: I ship analogical because it seems like a strong and long lasting relationship
Analogical by IHaveToShipIt August 13, 2018

Anomical 

Justin and Jackie new dictionary is Anomical!
Anomical by Just Jax January 13, 2022