The process of penetrating someone's anal cavity to the point where chaffing and burning occurs; recovery time usually takes a lifetime.
Yo carl, did you get analblazed last night? I can see your walking with your cheeks pushed together.
by the man 999 January 17, 2007
Get the analblaze mug.~An over enthusiastic lateral wiping motion of the anal aperture (post-soil) which results in lower wrist being polluted with winnets (see winnet).
~The continuation of toilet paper to sleeve whilst wiping ones rear, resulting in a contaminated cuff ”
~The continuation of toilet paper to sleeve whilst wiping ones rear, resulting in a contaminated cuff ”
“Ah man that guy stinks, think he analgrazed earlier this morning”
“Whats that brown mark on that guys sleeve?”
“Ah you’ll have to watch him, he’s an analgrazer”
"Why does he always wear brown shirts?"
"He anal grazes often"
Mother potty training 'Oliver Junior'~
Oliver Junior Says:
"Mummy whys my wrist brown?"
Mother responds:
"Ah sweet pea, its ok, we all analgraze at the beginning, its a learning curve"
“Whats that brown mark on that guys sleeve?”
“Ah you’ll have to watch him, he’s an analgrazer”
"Why does he always wear brown shirts?"
"He anal grazes often"
Mother potty training 'Oliver Junior'~
Oliver Junior Says:
"Mummy whys my wrist brown?"
Mother responds:
"Ah sweet pea, its ok, we all analgraze at the beginning, its a learning curve"
by Grozzzz April 14, 2011
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Get the Antiblaze mug.The coolest chick who pretends to have a dick sometimes. She is a feisty, rule breaker who likes shocking people with this name. She doesn't even like anal, but she pretends she has a dick to give anal ;) she also hates females and is a nympho.
Girl- Ew. Who goes by the name analblastermaster?!? That girl is totally wack!
Me- I wish I could be an analblastermaster one day....
Me- I wish I could be an analblastermaster one day....
by AnalCakeBaker March 1, 2015
Get the analblastermaster mug.Timbok's so tired of masturbating the normal way, so he decided to stick a foreign object up his ass and analbate.
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