analblaze 

The process of penetrating someone's anal cavity to the point where chaffing and burning occurs; recovery time usually takes a lifetime.

Yo carl, did you get analblazed last night? I can see your walking with your cheeks pushed together.

analblaze by the man 999 January 17, 2007

Analgraze 

~An over enthusiastic lateral wiping motion of the anal aperture (post-soil) which results in lower wrist being polluted with winnets (see winnet).

~The continuation of toilet paper to sleeve whilst wiping ones rear, resulting in a contaminated cuff ”

“Ah man that guy stinks, think he analgrazed earlier this morning”

“Whats that brown mark on that guys sleeve?”
“Ah you’ll have to watch him, he’s an analgrazer”

"Why does he always wear brown shirts?"
"He anal grazes often"

Mother potty training 'Oliver Junior'~

Oliver Junior Says:

"Mummy whys my wrist brown?"

Mother responds:

"Ah sweet pea, its ok, we all analgraze at the beginning, its a learning curve"

Analgraze by Grozzzz April 14, 2011

anallyze 

pronounced 'ANAL-lyze'. The act of meticulously or 'anally' analyzing something to great deatil. To over-analyze.

I think we've anallyzed this enough -- let's move on.

anallyze by chris s. s. March 29, 2008

analbate 

The act of mastrubating in your anal cavity

Jeff:Dude, I'm starting to get tired of just plain old mastrubating

Tim: do what I do, I analbate!

analbate by keith oristed December 9, 2008

Antiblaze 

The feeling crappy weed gives you that makes you better at math.

-Let's go to Pedro before the SAT's, his shit gets you antiblazed.

Antiblaze by SexyAlexi September 19, 2004

analblastermaster 

The coolest chick who pretends to have a dick sometimes. She is a feisty, rule breaker who likes shocking people with this name. She doesn't even like anal, but she pretends she has a dick to give anal ;) she also hates females and is a nympho.

Girl- Ew. Who goes by the name analblastermaster?!? That girl is totally wack!

Me- I wish I could be an analblastermaster one day....

analblastermaster by AnalCakeBaker March 1, 2015

analbate 

to masturbate your anal cavities. Another words, to shove something up your ass and get off.

Timbok's so tired of masturbating the normal way, so he decided to stick a foreign object up his ass and analbate.

analbate by NwestJagsfan December 14, 2008