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An Ass that Could Cure Cancer 

A female who has a behind that is so exquisite it could potentially inspire one to develop a cure for cancer.
Ethan: Dude do you see that girl over there with the nice caboose?
Matt: Dammmmnn, Becky's got an ass that could cure cancer.

IS THAT AN IPHONE?!?!? 

"IS THAT AN IPHONE?!?!?" is a phrase often used used by people who see someone with an iPhone-sized touch screen device (usually an iPod Touch) get confused and think it's an iPhone.
Bill: "Hmm, let me just check something"
(Bill pulls out iPod Touch)
Sam: "IS THAT AN IPHONE?!?!?"
Bill: "Nah, it's just an iPod Touch, still cool though"
Sam "Oh, okay"
IS THAT AN IPHONE?!?!? by tscallum123 February 20, 2010

An animal that looks like trent

A crazy haired animal that jumps around and responds to "sock monkey"
Kristen: whats an animal that looks like trent?
:"SOCK MONKEY"

Kristen: SOCK MONKEY!
Trent: YES :D ?

An Image That Goes Hard 

An image that “goes hard”, refers to an image that firstly looks like something you would only usually encounter on the internet or something that reflects on internet culture (memes, artistic content, etc.).

Secondly the image has to invoke either a sense of humour, (often sarcastic) bad-assery and/or coolness, sarcastic relatability, or a mix of the above.

These elements combined will result in the formation of an image that goes hard.
"Hey check out this image, it goes pretty hard right?" my friend said as he showed me the image on his phone. "That is in fact an image that goes hard man" I replied.

That's an opinion that you have 

So you do have a 'you have to get angry over my kids mandate!' We can all just say the opposite of everything else (ad infinitum) until I say 'Nah you gotta get angry about my thing and get the fucking infection out of my head.'
Hym "See! You ARE demanding that I help you torture people in the name of your kids you fuck. Regardless of whether or not the women fuck (which they aren't) and regardless of whether or not you're all fucking bigots. It's more 'but what about muh kids' and when I say the fucking opposite like you have been doing to me for 2 years straight and say 'what about me?' It's someone doesn't render the point moot. The hostage taking isn't a fucking reaction, it's the status quo. And nobody told me that you own my fucking soul from birth and that I have to help you protect your kids regardless of whether or not you fucks do anything for me and then one of your retard pedo hunter goes off all half cocked and gets THE WRONG FUCKING GUY AND A 12-13 YEAR OLD... Ope, well we own your mind now too. ALSO AD INFINITUM. No. That's an opinion that you have and my anger is reserved for my thing until you pay the fucking protection fee bitch. KATON: RACKETEERING REFLECTION NO JUTSU!!!"

<.7.9.7.6.>It Is AN Atrocity That Saheem Malik Valdery Is Not Married<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>It Is AN Atrocity That Saheem Malik Valdery Is Not Married<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>It Is AN Atrocity That Saheem Malik Valdery Is Not Married<.7.9.7.6.>
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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