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Someone who always give wrong information.
Man 1: Bro you need to do that work and send it today!
Man 2: Seriously?!?!?!
Man 3: Don't listen to him larh he is an Elise.
An Elise by FLONK.Jeebs November 30, 2018
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an elise moment 

When someone starts talking about something they don't have a clue about and start making it up as they go.
Or
Someone who messes up Bad or mistakes something or someone for something or someone else
OMG Megan had no idea what she was talking about in science. She was having such an Elise moment.

pulling an Elien 

not looking at messages and always turning up last minute for something
I texted her an hour ago and she saw it but she just isn't texting me back, guess she's pulling an Elien on me.

getting an eisenhower 

As you're getting a blowjob she looks you in the eyes and says "you would have survived Omaha beach" then goes right back to the double gak gak 5000 making you nut through the ceiling
So I was getting an eisenhower while I was watching band of brothers, best nut of my life

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ELIPSES 

What the fuck is an ellipsis? An ellipsis is a punctuation mark of three dots (. . .) that shows an omission of words, represents a pause, or suggests there's something left unsaid.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ELIPSES...oh its those three little dots"

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ELIPSES 

it is the three dots that you see marking a pause also
hey did you see charlie shout WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ELIPSES in class

"no what charlie"

"charlie edwards"

"oh yea thats right"
The most beautiful girl in the world. She is funny, charming, sexy and always the life of the party.
Anelise is like a fine wine. She gets even better with age.
Anelise by superstarx2 February 6, 2010
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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