an Ed 

Someone who bitches/complains non-stop, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 365 days a year(366 on leap year). For no reason, just because they can.

Dude stop complainging so much, you're being an Ed!

an Ed by GotchaFukBui March 10, 2019

do an Ed

To do an Ed means going to the pub on Friday in your lunch break but not having any food just liquid lunch; preferably San Miguel

I'll have my lunch now and just do an Ed in the pub!!!

do an Ed by salofre March 28, 2013

Does An Ed

To either fail year after year, at subjects which are just to complex for you feeble little mind. Even at a public school. And / or to be PWBR (Pussy wipped beyond recognition) To the point where you have to ask to take a fucking breathe. To be below the doormat on the scale of importance

I hate that fat bitch, i hope she does an ed!

Does An Ed by Jonesy1213 September 26, 2006

pull an ed 

(A) To cop a feel

(B) Unsolicited touching

Hey girl don't sit next to that guy, he'll try to pull an ed on you

pull an ed by D. Scotty July 8, 2017

Pulling An Edgy Bullshit 

Faking your own death on your social media page in order to gain more followers.

Person 1: Oh my god! This meme page owner just killed himself!
Person 2: No he didn't, he's just pulling an edgy bullshit

Pulling An Edgy Bullshit by Nyan_Kitten_Nyan July 7, 2016

giving an Edward Cullen 

The act of going down on a girl when she's on her period.

"Dude, did you hook up with that chick?"

"Yeah. I went all the way down on her. She was on her period too."

"Damn, you gave her an Edward Cullen? Takes guts, man."

He wants to hook up, but I'm on my period. Guess he'll be giving an Edward Cullen tonight!

giving an Edward Cullen by espenant October 18, 2011

Pull an Eddie 

The action of choking your chicken while watching porn at someone else's desk, when you think you're alone (only to be caught by your supervisor and NOT get fired).

I was so bored at work yesterday, that I just had to Pull an Eddie!

Pull an Eddie by disgusted_co-worker June 11, 2010