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unsolicited 

Descriptive of anything that a recipient did not actively choose to receive, but particularly:

1. Email or IM messages. See spam.

2. Browser or Windows Messenger windows. See pop-up.

3. Malware downloads and network transfers. See adware, spyware, scumware, virus, trojan, and worm.
1. I was gone for four days and had 600 unsolicited email messages when I returned.

2. I used to get a lot more unsolicited browser pop-ups in older browser versions.

3. Some browser pop-ups would try to download unsolicited software.
unsolicited by Downstrike August 23, 2005
Words you can keep

Unsolicited advice 

Advice nobody fucking asked you for.
Person: you should let your hair grow out it’ll make you more attractive.

Me: I don’t need your unsolicited advice.

Unsolicited baby pictures 

Pictures of babies often, newborn and not taken with any effort, sent without solicitation.
No one wants to see pictures of your baby, if we wanted we would ask.
Just don't.
"Did you see John had his baby ? He sent us some pictures on the group chat."
"I saw, I left the group immediately. It is not okay to send unsolicited baby pictures like that."

Unsolicited dick pic 

When a man doesn't warn his parter before he sends a picture of his dick
Girl: Why the fuck did u send an unsolicited dick pic?
Guy: I thought you like surprises...

Unsolicited Car Boner 

An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.
I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.
Unsolicited Car Boner by lug33 March 17, 2010

Unsolicited Dong

A text message or email picture of a man's penis sent to a woman who had not asked for it.
Dude did you hear? Jenn Sterger is suing Brett Favre over his unsolicited dong.
Unsolicited Dong by Jhonny Jay December 11, 2010

Unsolicited Mouth 

When your spouse out of the goodness of their spirit decides to give you head without you asking.
My girl and I were on I5 south leaving Seattle to the bay, and not once but she twice gave me unsolicited mouth she was so excited I took her on a road trip.
Unsolicited Mouth by KingJah November 1, 2015
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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