an alien 

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Woody:BUZ LOOK AN ALIEN!
Buz:HUH WHERE?
Woody:BAHAHAHHAHAHaHAHA

an alien by longestnameintheworldlolyeahno March 19, 2021

an alien probed me 

Getting Anonymously Fucked up the arse

An Alien probed me and i never saw him cuming..

an alien probed me by flyillustra August 20, 2020

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana 

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy 

i dont know lol

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy by absdfg June 12, 2024

Pulling an Adien 

Giving a female sexual pleasure so poorly that she’d rather take a expired 15% off coupon to Chili’s.

Bro did you hear Alexis roasting John for pulling an Adien last night? What a virgin.

Pulling an Adien by GoldenToastTX August 30, 2020

Analien 

Pronounced "Ay-nay-lee-en" it is a way to describe a very strange bowel movement in which a very strange excrement comes out.

You should have seen this Analien I layed yesterday. I can hardly even describe what it looks like, so I just took this picture

Analien by PirateTribez May 18, 2011