Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

Menace

The psycho I refer to as my brother aka Daniel

bro, Daniel’s a menace

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ June 9, 2023