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AGELASTIC 

A person who never laughs otherwise known as a miserable person.
I've come to discovery after two years of being Dave's roommate he is agelastic.
AGELASTIC by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

analasticity

The condition or property of an anus being elastic; anal flexibility.

The measure of how far one's asshole is capable of stretching.
Porn director: We're looking for a girl with very good analasticity.

Porn starlet: That's me! I can fit 4 cocks in my ass at once!
analasticity by Paultera January 13, 2009

autastic 

when someone who is autistic does something fantastic
Dude: did you see what that autistic person just did!!

Other dude: Definitely have to go to K Mart for underwear.

Dude: that was autastic I tell ya! How much would you pay to see someone do that again?

Other dude: 'bout a hundred dollars. Ya, definitely a hundred dollars.
autastic by Seatthell May 3, 2008

Autastic 

A fantastic & [Autistic] (or ASD related) state of being. Descriptive of the times as follows.
It's when I stim in church as a form of praise, and when my family I chose for myself accepts me as I am.

It's when Daniel Tammet recited Pi to the 22k something decimal point, when Microsoft was founded, and Temple Grandin grew up.

It's when Hollywood portrays my brain cousins accurately, and one of us gets to interrupt somebody comparing us all to Raymond Babbit.

It's when we get awards for doing something that we specialize in.

It's when our enhanced honesty gets rewarded.

It's when our speciality brings a great joy that not many at all can understand.

Autastic is when we do something awesome, like taking exactly one 3 hour flight over Rome, and drawing it in near perfect detail. Pulling a Stephen Wiltshire
Autastic by Book Lover March 19, 2010

autastic 

Chris: Did you hear about Roger?
Me: The autistic kid? No what happened?
Chris: Well... lets just say he is pretty autastic.
autastic by Lars Hoag January 4, 2012

analastic limit 

When a person's anal spincter cannot return to it's original form normally after some severe anal penetration.
I just fucked her ass so hard that it passed it's analastic limit.
analastic limit by Randy George August 23, 2011
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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