amulastic 

Amulastic is another way to say that someone is retarded or stupid. It is used widely in the Caribbean and came from the commonly used word spastic.

'Shannon and Brandon are together'
'But I thought Shannon was amulastic?'
'Brandon likes retards'

amulastic by BDlovesSR April 27, 2009

AGELASTIC 

A person who never laughs otherwise known as a miserable person.

I've come to discovery after two years of being Dave's roommate he is agelastic.

AGELASTIC by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

analasticity

The condition or property of an anus being elastic; anal flexibility.

The measure of how far one's asshole is capable of stretching.

Porn director: We're looking for a girl with very good analasticity.

Porn starlet: That's me! I can fit 4 cocks in my ass at once!

analasticity by Paultera January 13, 2009

autastic 

when someone who is autistic does something fantastic

Dude: did you see what that autistic person just did!!

Other dude: Definitely have to go to K Mart for underwear.

Dude: that was autastic I tell ya! How much would you pay to see someone do that again?

Other dude: 'bout a hundred dollars. Ya, definitely a hundred dollars.

autastic by Seatthell May 3, 2008

Autastic 

A fantastic & [Autistic] (or ASD related) state of being. Descriptive of the times as follows.

It's when I stim in church as a form of praise, and when my family I chose for myself accepts me as I am.

It's when Daniel Tammet recited Pi to the 22k something decimal point, when Microsoft was founded, and Temple Grandin grew up.

It's when Hollywood portrays my brain cousins accurately, and one of us gets to interrupt somebody comparing us all to Raymond Babbit.

It's when we get awards for doing something that we specialize in.

It's when our enhanced honesty gets rewarded.

It's when our speciality brings a great joy that not many at all can understand.

Autastic is when we do something awesome, like taking exactly one 3 hour flight over Rome, and drawing it in near perfect detail. Pulling a Stephen Wiltshire

Autastic by Book Lover March 19, 2010

autastic 

when an autistic person is fantastic

Chris: Did you hear about Roger?
Me: The autistic kid? No what happened?
Chris: Well... lets just say he is pretty autastic.

autastic by Lars Hoag January 4, 2012

analastic limit 

When a person's anal spincter cannot return to it's original form normally after some severe anal penetration.

I just fucked her ass so hard that it passed it's analastic limit.

analastic limit by Randy George August 23, 2011