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ma'amspreading

When a woman puts her purse or bag on the adjacent seat on a train or a bus to her to stop people from sitting next to her.
Helen was ma'amspreading on the Jitney to stop the DudeBros from sitting next to her.
ma'amspreading by chuck van d December 6, 2015
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ma'amsplaining 

Counterpoint to mansplaining. When a woman explains something to a man as if he were her special needs child. Usually done in a condescending and demeaning manner.
Thanks for ma'amsplaining to me on how to properly stock a shelf, Angela, but I've been working in the auto parts business for 15 years.
Abbreviation for As Much Skin As Possible
Girl: "when's the party?"
Girl2: "11:00"
Girl: "What am i supposed to wear?"
Girl2: "just show amsap!"
amsap by em donald August 25, 2010
A - ask M- me S-something P- Personal

Ask me something personal
Josh: hey amsp.

Kiara: okay do u like Courtney

Josh: oof
amsp by Kiara Hesselberg October 28, 2019

Daniel Amspaugh 

Known to most people as a photographer. He is also a great writer, friend and makes a wonderful companion.
Daniel Amspaugh
Daniel Amspaugh by dlongbeach February 3, 2010
"She got that asvp, man!"
"Aw, hell yeah dude"
"Hey girl, come stab me"
asvp by Kakes and beebs September 16, 2013