ampsterdam
A magical european city in which almost nothing is illegal and all of your wildest dreams come true.
ampsterdam by Joseph Kahn July 2, 2005
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Amsterdam Traffic Light
Generally a fun game played by tourists visiting the Dutch capital of Amsterdam. First the group goes to a coffee shop and smoke some cannabis (Green Light). Next, the group goes to a bar for a beer (Yellow Light) and finally a stop by the girls in the red light district (Red Light).
My friends and I visited Amsterdam last week and completed six rounds of the Amsterdam Traffic Light! I am now down 500 Euro!
Amsterdam Traffic Light by Senor Dank Nugs June 29, 2018
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Amsterdamnesia
Cough, cough, cough, dude this amnesia tastes even better and stronger than usual!
- Yea of course bro, it's amsterdamnesia...
- Yea of course bro, it's amsterdamnesia...
Amsterdamnesia by 420/7 November 11, 2011
Amsterdam whoopee cushion
The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef
Amsterdam whoopee cushion by Snvert97 February 23, 2021
The Amsterdam Hash King
A now famous folk hero, in his still virile seventies, who once travelled all about in his ‘66 Volkswagen van, hangin’ out and lightin’ up with all the beautiful women he left in his wake.
I remember that handsome, red-bearded Viking, we called him “The Amsterdam Hash King;” I ran my fingers through his long locks more than once!
The Amsterdam Hash King by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
Amsterdamaged
When in Amsterdam, you succumb to the available comodities, (i.e any drugs worth mentioning, intense clubs, crazy prostitution) and are severely burnt out, requiring a lengthy period of recovery.
My brother just got back from Holland, and he seems pretty amsterdamaged. I dont think he'll be going to work tomorrow.
Amsterdamaged by Mr2Fanatic September 21, 2005
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