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those times where you're aimlessly tinkering around with your hobby without any real goal or purpose.
Kathy: "Oh, what project are you working on?"

Marshall: "Nothing, Really, I'm just affaffining."
Affaffin by NameIsTanya September 15, 2023
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A craft union that works for the company. A fake union. The only union in the history of contract negotiations to go way beyond five years to settle a dispute. Check Southwest Airlines history. The union who can't think outside the box and hires its own corrupt mechanics to attempt to negotiate a contract. Check NWA mechanic history. This union will negotiate you out of a job. Check United Airlines. United got rid of this Union before the first term due to the corruption.
I heard you joined AMFA for Southwest Airlines, yeah I did and they fucked my ass last night.
AMFA by a seeker not a destroyer September 11, 2018
All My Friends Are Girls.

I Am A Fag.

Reffering to the fact that gay people have girls as friends to cope for their male lovers.
AMFAG because I want guys to think I'm straight.
AMFAG by J-BAILS13 June 26, 2010
Being unsure whether a show is on Amazon or Netflix…
I wanted to watch Breaking Bad online, but I was amaflexed--I wasn't sure whether to go to Amazon or Netflix.
Amaflexed by Modern Livin' April 19, 2018

amafifyseh 

is a women with big boobs and a penis growing out of her knees.
they are very rare but i've spotted a couple in Folino Town a town full of crazy Asians with no fingers and crazy arabs with no pubic areas.
yesterday i saw an amafifyseh!

The amaffyseh attacked me so they can give my fingers to the Asians.
amafifyseh by me im shpack bro August 19, 2009
What's the best way to remove blood from cotton? #AFAF
AFAF by NickSeam February 13, 2014
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Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.
WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 13, 2026

Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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