Usually a red head or blonde. A girl who can rock heelies and even the weirdest outfits. She stands out from the crowd and has major swag. An Amadea will stick with you through everything and is a very loyal friend to have.
She makes a lot of bad jokes that will make you laugh until you cry. An Amadea is the best friend you could ever wish for and she'll give you major street cred.
Hey dude look over there! That girl is totally rocking those heelies!
A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.
Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.
Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.