Bennehftw's definitions
A word used to call out someone who got caught in their own lie. Therefore trapping them in a corner.
To explain the definition in fencing: The term Liement is used in fencing as an action in which one fencer forces the opponent's blade into the diagonally opposite line by forcing the handle and forte (lower end of the sword) to the ground.
You’ve cornered them in a such a lie that you’ve brought their forte to heel.
Lie - ment.
To explain the definition in fencing: The term Liement is used in fencing as an action in which one fencer forces the opponent's blade into the diagonally opposite line by forcing the handle and forte (lower end of the sword) to the ground.
You’ve cornered them in a such a lie that you’ve brought their forte to heel.
Lie - ment.
Ben: Hey, do you know where all the letter L in my spaghetti-O’s went?
Lawn with L’s dripping down her chin: No, the chimpanzees must’ve escaped from the zoo and hijacked a self driving Tesla to our house.
Ben: Liement.
Lawn with L’s dripping down her chin: No, the chimpanzees must’ve escaped from the zoo and hijacked a self driving Tesla to our house.
Ben: Liement.
by Bennehftw December 24, 2022
Get the Liementmug. A misspelling of Luigi due to the fact that his brother’s name starts with an M. If the pattern is followed, Luigi’s name would start with M.
(W)ario (M)ario
(W)aluigi (M)uigi
(W)ario (M)ario
(W)aluigi (M)uigi
by Bennehftw November 13, 2022
Get the Muigimug. Shorthand for orphan. Usually used in the form of #phan. Used when you are on read and they don’t reply for hours on end. Simulating that you’ve been abandoned as if you were a suckling babe at the orphanage.
Ben calling Lawn: Hey lawn, I’m currently in county for molesting a Chinese wire extension tomato support.
Lawn: Oh god what happened?
Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.
Lawn: …
Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.
Ben: #phan
Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?
Judge: GUILTY!!!
Lawn: Oh god what happened?
Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.
Lawn: …
Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.
Ben: #phan
Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?
Judge: GUILTY!!!
by Bennehftw December 5, 2022
Get the Phanmug. In relation to paper hands and the stock market:
When your hands are so less than paper that it enters the realm of cereal. The furthest levels of cereal hands is the dreaded Fruity Pebbles hands. In the slightest of humidity in the air, the cereal becomes a slurry. Those with fruity pebbles hands sell even when the stock in going up just in case in goes down.
When your hands are so less than paper that it enters the realm of cereal. The furthest levels of cereal hands is the dreaded Fruity Pebbles hands. In the slightest of humidity in the air, the cereal becomes a slurry. Those with fruity pebbles hands sell even when the stock in going up just in case in goes down.
Paper hands: “Yo paper bitch, withdraw me some more money from my accounts so I can sell my stocks for a measly profit”
Cereal hands: “Yes sir! You there, boy! Get our lord and savor some more TENDIES to spend from his accounts!”
Fruity pebbles hands: “Y-y-y-yes supreme ruler and expert of all financials!”
Cereal hands: “Yes sir! You there, boy! Get our lord and savor some more TENDIES to spend from his accounts!”
Fruity pebbles hands: “Y-y-y-yes supreme ruler and expert of all financials!”
by Bennehftw May 4, 2021
Get the Fruity Pebbles handsmug. A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.
Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.
Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.
Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.
by Bennehftw June 17, 2022
Get the Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhausmug. A subset of music that spans multiple genres. This music tends to be able to bring heavy passion out of a person when played, chills and tears are normal. A good percentage of the songs are about love and are pop/edm based, but they can span death metal, classical, and R&B.
Almost certainly, the best way to say it is that if you play it in public, your masculinity will be questioned, as well as your sexual preferences, or at the very least, your mental state. For what possible reason does someone play all of these songs?
Because they’re in need of something that cannot be grasped in any way other than song.
Almost certainly, the best way to say it is that if you play it in public, your masculinity will be questioned, as well as your sexual preferences, or at the very least, your mental state. For what possible reason does someone play all of these songs?
Because they’re in need of something that cannot be grasped in any way other than song.
**Plays bitch music**
Friend: What the fuck is this shit? Are you gay?
Ben song listener: Oh shit, my bad, must’ve been an ad or something.
Friend: We don’t play Ben songs in this car, gtfo.
Friend: What the fuck is this shit? Are you gay?
Ben song listener: Oh shit, my bad, must’ve been an ad or something.
Friend: We don’t play Ben songs in this car, gtfo.
by Bennehftw June 21, 2021
Get the Ben songmug. An affix for the term Phan. Used when you’ve been through the deepest depths of Phan that you have forgotten what it’s like to be remembered. Being in limbo in the realm of Phan, you have created a life there keeping all of your sanity and precious possessions in your Phanny Pack.
Ben: Hey what’re you doing?
Lawn: Just making a bunch of nasty dip that I know no one will eat so I’m making it for the trash.
Ben: What’re you doing today?
…
Ben: #phan
…84 years later
Ben: Ah, what beautiful weather it is in this cave. I wonder what the sun is like. Come on Wilson, let’s go hunt for some Bloomin’ Onions. Where’s my Phanny Pack.
Lawn: Just making a bunch of nasty dip that I know no one will eat so I’m making it for the trash.
Ben: What’re you doing today?
…
Ben: #phan
…84 years later
Ben: Ah, what beautiful weather it is in this cave. I wonder what the sun is like. Come on Wilson, let’s go hunt for some Bloomin’ Onions. Where’s my Phanny Pack.
by Bennehftw December 8, 2022
Get the Phanny Packmug.