by kayrene07 September 9, 2011
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Get the alyak mug.A woman with the name Alyaa should be the first person you befriend as she is a beautiful woman with a beautiful soul. However she appears in her youth, it is the soul that will show in her every feature as she ages. The sweet hearted are all the beauty in this world, they are the sunshine, the rain and the good earth. She elevates herself with both her attitude and the way she loves with complete strength. One who shines from her soul, one who is fully able to love and respect herself.
"I just passed by the most enchanting woman i've ever seen!" You must've passed by a woman named Alyaa mate!
by actuallyimquitebored June 23, 2021
Get the Alyaa mug.An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?
In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.
The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.
In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.
The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.
“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”
“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”
“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”
“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”
“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”
by Byrdlady June 30, 2019
Get the Ba’alaket mug.Alya is the sweetest person you will ever meet. She shows everyone the love and respect they deserve and is always looking out for others. She is so fun to be around and has an amazing personality. Everyone loves to be her friend and her boyfriend is the luckiest man on earth.
by Unicorn.Princess March 7, 2017
Get the Alya mug.Very {loving} kind and thoughtful {beautiful} young lady who's boyfriend is very lucky to have a wonderful girlfriend.
by Random_Jake November 4, 2019
Get the Alyaa mug.Alya is the sweetest and the most kindest person you’ll ever meet,she loves to draw and sing in the shower too...,she can be a little annoying but very funny,and she always looks out for others specially her best friend and her oldest sister.
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