Definitions by SpokaneHo

Forsythe 

A person whose face is paralyzed on one side. This is most noticeable when the forsythed person smiles, and only one side of their mouth goes up.

Often caused by a stroke or untreated ear infections.

Also related:
forsythed, forsyther

Is that person wasted or are they just a forsythe?

Forsythe by SpokaneHo January 18, 2012

Alderson 

A huge zit or pimple that takes forever (months even) to go away.

Damn, that zit on my face is turning into an Alderson.

Alderson by SpokaneHo November 19, 2010

Big Bad 

Cocaine

Fuck I'm wasted. Let's hook up some big bad.

Big Bad by SpokaneHo June 14, 2009