altron

noun. A alter ego a drunk friend has when he is completly smashed.

oh no altron is here.

by altronfriend August 18, 2009

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Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.

See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.

by My New Pseudonym July 2, 2022

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Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"

"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."

by Skiparay December 17, 2009

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Altrollism

Benevolent trolling. Trolling a person or group while benefitting others.

Ruth showed her altrollism when she donated vaccines in the name of anti-vaccination cultists.

by UberPest February 3, 2015

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Ancient Astronaut Theorists

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.

Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"

by C17H21NO October 7, 2013

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