altosaxual
for someone that likes alto sax players and will date them and just the and are boy or girls or any other gender
altosaxual by im altosaxual March 3, 2022
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Autosexual
A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.
M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*
Autosexual by Shrek's monsterous bean October 11, 2017
autosexual
autosexual by @FellatioHornblower July 26, 2016
Allosexual
Allosexual is a term used most commonly in the asexual community to refer to someone who is not asexual.
Someone who is allosexual is someone who experiences sexual attraction.
Commonly shortened to allo.
Someone who is allosexual is someone who experiences sexual attraction.
Commonly shortened to allo.
Allosexual by LittleMissAce July 28, 2014
autosexual
sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
"God love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my game to the point where I've decided it's way better to just be autosexual!"
autosexual by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
Allosexual
The opposite of asexuality, allosexuality is a term used when someone experiences a 'typical' amount of sexual attraction, to a level which is considered normal by society.
I've Experienced sexual attraction quite regularly to many different people since hitting puberty, so I guess I must be allosexual
Allosexual by N9GB January 2, 2017
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026