allening
oh man, look at those glasses i just want to allen all over them!
yeah im just going to be allening that girl all night.
yeah im just going to be allening that girl all night.
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Allening
A person who searches or seeks people that are married. Finding that it’s easier to not have to do any of the “heavy lifting” of a traditional relationship. Not having to buy gifts, care for, be with or even claim the other person. Making it easy because the other already has responsibilities, feelings, and accountability to someone else with the burden of them finding out keeping as a barrier of extra security of information if the affair leaking.
These people that partake in ‘Allening’ usually aren’t afraid of it or hide it by asking blatant questions like “Are you married?” Or “let me see that ring?” To ease into seeing if the victim is ripe for the taking. All known as ‘Fishing’ for information. These type are usually military/law enforcement, and or counselors. Usually knowing the level of sex appeal they possess, using to the hunt for their prey. Sometimes they boost this by working out, riding a motorcycle, or even operating business that bring that ‘client base’ like selling dogs or other things.
These people that partake in ‘Allening’ usually aren’t afraid of it or hide it by asking blatant questions like “Are you married?” Or “let me see that ring?” To ease into seeing if the victim is ripe for the taking. All known as ‘Fishing’ for information. These type are usually military/law enforcement, and or counselors. Usually knowing the level of sex appeal they possess, using to the hunt for their prey. Sometimes they boost this by working out, riding a motorcycle, or even operating business that bring that ‘client base’ like selling dogs or other things.
Yo, you see Mark looking at Jessica’s ring and still flirting?
Yea he’s Allening around. He’s into girls with husbands.
Yea he’s Allening around. He’s into girls with husbands.
Allening by ThatGuyTaco October 11, 2025
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altening by sebastian420 October 30, 2022
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.