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;alskdfj 

What you type when you dont know what to type in google but your fingers are on the keys.
I typed ;alskdfj into google because i wanted to type and my fingers were on the perfect keys at the perfect time

alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv 

when your so bloody bored you think your going insane, you try to get create and type 'alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv' in thinking surely no ones thought of this combo yet!
I wonder what combo hasn't been tried yet, I know! alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv'! That hasn't been tried yet!
To bad , I have, suck it up buddy.

a;lsdfkj;alsdkjfa;lskdjf;alsdkjf;alskdfja;lsdkfj 

a;lsdfkj;alsdkjfa;lskdjf;alsdkjf;alskdfja;lsdkfj is used to descirbe someone you cant put a word to.
Omg that concert was something else a;lsdfkj;alsdkjfa;lskdjf;alsdkjf;alskdfja;lsdkfj

alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty 

When you're so bored that you got passed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qmwnebrvtcyxuziaospdlfkgjh, and hjgkfldpsoaizuxyctvrbenwmq, but you still don't want to do your homework so you type the middle row first key (a) to last key on the middle row (l) and second key on the middle row (s) and the second to last key (k) etc., then you do the same for that last row and then the first row. I'm surprised no one defined this yet. Either that or I misspelled it. If I did then all this work was for nothing.
ohn: "I'm so bored, but I don't wanna do my homework."
Other guy: "Did you do 'qwertyuiopassdfghjklzxcvbnm?'"
John: "Yea and I did the other crap too."
Other guy: "Did you try 'alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty?'"
John: " HOLY SH-T I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT!"

alskdjfhg 

The common phrase used when an Interweb user pretends like they really just slammed the keyboard in anger. When in all actuality they really just pressed the middle row of keys in a "left, right, left, right, etc." sequence until they have successfully hit all of the keys.
bmthizbr00t4l6969: dude, did you hear that alesana tickets are sold out (completely hypothetical)

pigs dont BREEE: alskdjfhg!!!!

pigs dont BREEE: are you serious?!?!?!
alskdjfhg by man in catsuit August 29, 2009

alskdjfhg 

When you have hit the stage of boredom of typing your keyboard keys in order.
Jack was so bored he started typing "alskdjfhg"
alskdjfhg by PseudonymBoxIsReal February 19, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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