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alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty 

When you're so bored that you got passed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qmwnebrvtcyxuziaospdlfkgjh, and hjgkfldpsoaizuxyctvrbenwmq, but you still don't want to do your homework so you type the middle row first key (a) to last key on the middle row (l) and second key on the middle row (s) and the second to last key (k) etc., then you do the same for that last row and then the first row. I'm surprised no one defined this yet. Either that or I misspelled it. If I did then all this work was for nothing.
ohn: "I'm so bored, but I don't wanna do my homework."
Other guy: "Did you do 'qwertyuiopassdfghjklzxcvbnm?'"
John: "Yea and I did the other crap too."
Other guy: "Did you try 'alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty?'"
John: " HOLY SH-T I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT!"
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alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty 

If you typed this out, then you have reached peak boredom. Turn back now while you still can.
Hmm... I guess I’ll just type alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty because I have nothing good to do!

alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty 

You're so fucking bored that you try literally every way to type all the letters on a keyboard. You get this when you start from the middle row and press the key on the leftmost side then to the rightmost side until you reach the key in the middle. The you do the same to the bottom row then the top row.
If you type alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty, that means you've already tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, mlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawq, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv and zmxncbvalskdjfhgqpwoeiruty.

alskdjhfgzmxncbvqpoweiruty 

When you are descended into boredom madness that you type out the extremely rare, "alskdjhfgzmxncbvqpoweiruty",
that no one in their right mind would search this...
The writer of this has something wrong and pulled off a alskdjhfgzmxncbvqpoweiruty.
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