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alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty 

When you're so bored that you got passed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qmwnebrvtcyxuziaospdlfkgjh, and hjgkfldpsoaizuxyctvrbenwmq, but you still don't want to do your homework so you type the middle row first key (a) to last key on the middle row (l) and second key on the middle row (s) and the second to last key (k) etc., then you do the same for that last row and then the first row. I'm surprised no one defined this yet. Either that or I misspelled it. If I did then all this work was for nothing.
ohn: "I'm so bored, but I don't wanna do my homework."
Other guy: "Did you do 'qwertyuiopassdfghjklzxcvbnm?'"
John: "Yea and I did the other crap too."
Other guy: "Did you try 'alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty?'"
John: " HOLY SH-T I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT!"
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alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty 

If you typed this out, then you have reached peak boredom. Turn back now while you still can.
Hmm... I guess I’ll just type alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty because I have nothing good to do!

alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty 

You're so fucking bored that you try literally every way to type all the letters on a keyboard. You get this when you start from the middle row and press the key on the leftmost side then to the rightmost side until you reach the key in the middle. The you do the same to the bottom row then the top row.
If you type alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty, that means you've already tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, mlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawq, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv and zmxncbvalskdjfhgqpwoeiruty.

alskdjhfgzmxncbvqpoweiruty 

When you are descended into boredom madness that you type out the extremely rare, "alskdjhfgzmxncbvqpoweiruty",
that no one in their right mind would search this...
The writer of this has something wrong and pulled off a alskdjhfgzmxncbvqpoweiruty.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026