alskdjfhg 

The common phrase used when an Interweb user pretends like they really just slammed the keyboard in anger. When in all actuality they really just pressed the middle row of keys in a "left, right, left, right, etc." sequence until they have successfully hit all of the keys.

bmthizbr00t4l6969: dude, did you hear that alesana tickets are sold out (completely hypothetical)

pigs dont BREEE: alskdjfhg!!!!

pigs dont BREEE: are you serious?!?!?!

alskdjfhg by man in catsuit August 29, 2009

alskdjfhg 

When you have hit the stage of boredom of typing your keyboard keys in order.

Jack was so bored he started typing "alskdjfhg"

alskdjfhg by PseudonymBoxIsReal February 19, 2018

alskdjfhg 

It's what you type on your keyboard when you're so bored, you have nothing else to type. You also type it when you forget what you're supposed to enter, and typing 'alskdjfhg' helps you remember what you're supposed to be typing instead.

Man, I'm so bored at work. I think I'll type 'alskdjfhg' to help me remember what I get paid to do.

alskdjfhg by mommykrunk June 27, 2018

alskdjfhg 

Oh, I did the home row like a pendulum. I must be high!

ugh god that alskdjfhg is so ugh hot.

alskdjfhg by Cute ass butt rubber November 8, 2020

qpwoeiruty alskdjfhg zmxncbv 

Definition of when you are bored and type letters on the keyboard for no reason

qwertyuiop asdfghjkl zxcvbnm qpwoeiruty alskdjfhg zmxncbv

qpwoeiruty alskdjfhg zmxncbv by chocolatechoppedonions February 6, 2024

`z1x2c3v4b5n6m7,8.9/0'-]=\alskdjfhg 

bruh
brother
please

you LITERALLY typed THAT
HOW
HOW even
it DOESN'T even make SENSE

bob: `z1x2c3v4b5n6m7,8.9/0'-=\alskdjfhg

*bob goes to mental hospital*

`z1x2c3v4b5n6m7,8.9/0'-]=\alskdjfhg by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 7, 2023

alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv 

when your so bloody bored you think your going insane, you try to get create and type 'alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv' in thinking surely no ones thought of this combo yet!

I wonder what combo hasn't been tried yet, I know! alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv'! That hasn't been tried yet!
To bad , I have, suck it up buddy.

alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv by Deadlock6 June 3, 2018