alskdjfhg

The common phrase used when an Interweb user pretends like they really just slammed the keyboard in anger. When in all actuality they really just pressed the middle row of keys in a "left, right, left, right, etc." sequence until they have successfully hit all of the keys.

bmthizbr00t4l6969: dude, did you hear that alesana tickets are sold out (completely hypothetical)

pigs dont BREEE: alskdjfhg!!!!

pigs dont BREEE: are you serious?!?!?!

by man in catsuit August 29, 2009

alskdjfhg

When you have hit the stage of boredom of typing your keyboard keys in order.

Jack was so bored he started typing "alskdjfhg"

by PseudonymBoxIsReal February 19, 2018

alskdjfhg

It's what you type on your keyboard when you're so bored, you have nothing else to type. You also type it when you forget what you're supposed to enter, and typing 'alskdjfhg' helps you remember what you're supposed to be typing instead.

Man, I'm so bored at work. I think I'll type 'alskdjfhg' to help me remember what I get paid to do.

by mommykrunk June 27, 2018

alskdjfhg

Oh, I did the home row like a pendulum. I must be high!

ugh god that alskdjfhg is so ugh hot.

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