alskdjfhg

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The common phrase used when an Interweb user pretends like they really just slammed the keyboard in anger. When in all actuality they really just pressed the middle row of keys in a "left, right, left, right, etc." sequence until they have successfully hit all of the keys.

bmthizbr00t4l6969: dude, did you hear that alesana tickets are sold out (completely hypothetical)

pigs dont BREEE: alskdjfhg!!!!

pigs dont BREEE: are you serious?!?!?!

alskdjfhg by man in catsuit August 29, 2009

Words you can keep

alskdjfhg

When you have hit the stage of boredom of typing your keyboard keys in order.

Jack was so bored he started typing "alskdjfhg"

alskdjfhg by PseudonymBoxIsReal February 19, 2018

alskdjfhg

It's what you type on your keyboard when you're so bored, you have nothing else to type. You also type it when you forget what you're supposed to enter, and typing 'alskdjfhg' helps you remember what you're supposed to be typing instead.

Man, I'm so bored at work. I think I'll type 'alskdjfhg' to help me remember what I get paid to do.

alskdjfhg by mommykrunk June 27, 2018

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Oh, I did the home row like a pendulum. I must be high!

ugh god that alskdjfhg is so ugh hot.

alskdjfhg by Cute ass butt rubber November 8, 2020

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Definition of when you are bored and type letters on the keyboard for no reason

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qpwoeiruty alskdjfhg zmxncbv by chocolatechoppedonions February 6, 2024

`z1x2c3v4b5n6m7,8.9/0'-]=\alskdjfhg

bruh
brother
please

you LITERALLY typed THAT
HOW
HOW even
it DOESN'T even make SENSE

bob: `z1x2c3v4b5n6m7,8.9/0'-]=\alskdjfhg

*bob goes to mental hospital*

`z1x2c3v4b5n6m7,8.9/0'-]=\alskdjfhg by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 7, 2023

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when your so bloody bored you think your going insane, you try to get create and type 'alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv' in thinking surely no ones thought of this combo yet!

I wonder what combo hasn't been tried yet, I know! alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv'! That hasn't been tried yet!
To bad , I have, suck it up buddy.

alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv by Deadlock6 June 3, 2018

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026