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;alskdjf 

a word used to fill time and space, a time waster.
"Hey, did you know Conner ;alskdjfed his whole paper?"
"Nah, he was just wasting time, he just wanted to use up space so the teacher wouldn't notice he didn't do anything"
"That was a good idea, I think I'll ;alskdjf my next paper in class!"
;alskdjf by Connor Rain Smith April 1, 2008
Words you can keep

fjdksla;;alskdjf 

This happens when someone is so bored that they can't even move their fingers, and they tap each key so that each key is pressed twice in order from inside to outside and the other way around again.
I was so bored, I typed fjdksla;;alskdjf into google and found this page
fjdksla;;alskdjf by Pokefan295 April 7, 2025

alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv 

when your so bloody bored you think your going insane, you try to get create and type 'alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv' in thinking surely no ones thought of this combo yet!
I wonder what combo hasn't been tried yet, I know! alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv'! That hasn't been tried yet!
To bad , I have, suck it up buddy.

a;lsdfkj;alsdkjfa;lskdjf;alsdkjf;alskdfja;lsdkfj 

a;lsdfkj;alsdkjfa;lskdjf;alsdkjf;alskdfja;lsdkfj is used to descirbe someone you cant put a word to.
Omg that concert was something else a;lsdfkj;alsdkjfa;lskdjf;alsdkjf;alskdfja;lsdkfj

alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty 

When you're so bored that you got passed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qmwnebrvtcyxuziaospdlfkgjh, and hjgkfldpsoaizuxyctvrbenwmq, but you still don't want to do your homework so you type the middle row first key (a) to last key on the middle row (l) and second key on the middle row (s) and the second to last key (k) etc., then you do the same for that last row and then the first row. I'm surprised no one defined this yet. Either that or I misspelled it. If I did then all this work was for nothing.
ohn: "I'm so bored, but I don't wanna do my homework."
Other guy: "Did you do 'qwertyuiopassdfghjklzxcvbnm?'"
John: "Yea and I did the other crap too."
Other guy: "Did you try 'alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty?'"
John: " HOLY SH-T I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT!"

alskdjfhg 

The common phrase used when an Interweb user pretends like they really just slammed the keyboard in anger. When in all actuality they really just pressed the middle row of keys in a "left, right, left, right, etc." sequence until they have successfully hit all of the keys.
bmthizbr00t4l6969: dude, did you hear that alesana tickets are sold out (completely hypothetical)

pigs dont BREEE: alskdjfhg!!!!

pigs dont BREEE: are you serious?!?!?!
alskdjfhg by man in catsuit August 29, 2009

alskdjfhg 

When you have hit the stage of boredom of typing your keyboard keys in order.
Jack was so bored he started typing "alskdjfhg"
alskdjfhg by PseudonymBoxIsReal February 19, 2018
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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