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;alskdfj 

What you type when you dont know what to type in google but your fingers are on the keys.
I typed ;alskdfj into google because i wanted to type and my fingers were on the perfect keys at the perfect time

alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv 

when your so bloody bored you think your going insane, you try to get create and type 'alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv' in thinking surely no ones thought of this combo yet!
I wonder what combo hasn't been tried yet, I know! alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv'! That hasn't been tried yet!
To bad , I have, suck it up buddy.

a;lsdfkj;alsdkjfa;lskdjf;alsdkjf;alskdfja;lsdkfj 

a;lsdfkj;alsdkjfa;lskdjf;alsdkjf;alskdfja;lsdkfj is used to descirbe someone you cant put a word to.
Omg that concert was something else a;lsdfkj;alsdkjfa;lskdjf;alsdkjf;alskdfja;lsdkfj

alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty 

When you're so bored that you got passed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qmwnebrvtcyxuziaospdlfkgjh, and hjgkfldpsoaizuxyctvrbenwmq, but you still don't want to do your homework so you type the middle row first key (a) to last key on the middle row (l) and second key on the middle row (s) and the second to last key (k) etc., then you do the same for that last row and then the first row. I'm surprised no one defined this yet. Either that or I misspelled it. If I did then all this work was for nothing.
ohn: "I'm so bored, but I don't wanna do my homework."
Other guy: "Did you do 'qwertyuiopassdfghjklzxcvbnm?'"
John: "Yea and I did the other crap too."
Other guy: "Did you try 'alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty?'"
John: " HOLY SH-T I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT!"

alskdjfhg 

The common phrase used when an Interweb user pretends like they really just slammed the keyboard in anger. When in all actuality they really just pressed the middle row of keys in a "left, right, left, right, etc." sequence until they have successfully hit all of the keys.
bmthizbr00t4l6969: dude, did you hear that alesana tickets are sold out (completely hypothetical)

pigs dont BREEE: alskdjfhg!!!!

pigs dont BREEE: are you serious?!?!?!
alskdjfhg by man in catsuit August 29, 2009

alskdjfhg 

When you have hit the stage of boredom of typing your keyboard keys in order.
Jack was so bored he started typing "alskdjfhg"
alskdjfhg by PseudonymBoxIsReal February 19, 2018