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asantewa 

A gorgeous young lass who thrives on everything that life throws at her. She is beautiful, smart and a pleasure to look at...for days. She has beautiful hair, somewhat asymmetrical to emphasize her inner longing to be different from all else. Has an ass of a goddess and eyes of an angel, if that angel were a product of intergalactic coitus between gaseous Saturn rings and Niagara falls!

She would rather be an amazing social worker than pursue a lucrative law career. She has her blonde moments, but is not afraid to laugh at her own self. Seeing her face brightens up a room full of gloom.
I would really want to have asantewa as my wife
asantewa by Thatrandombadass July 4, 2015
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asantewaa 

She’s a good listener. The best You could get. She will solve any problem in no time. She is very passionate about the things she does. Do not ever ignore, because her attention shows promise and will amaze you
“Asantewaa, could you come and help me with my work,”pleaded Christel
asantewaa by Rockys November 20, 2019
A very confident and outgoing person. They tend to be very inspirational when they speak.

A person who has great sense of humor
I met a guy today who is the perfect definition of Asante
I think you are awesome, you should totally change your name to Asante
Asante by CalculusJuicySanta January 24, 2017
An amazingly handsome kind individual. He is strong and courageous. Never gives up on anything life throws at him. He loves his girlfriend with all that he is. Asante is friends with everyone, but don't make him mad because you'll never have him as a friend again.
Who is that guy over there with the beautiful girl? Oh man, that's Asante. Don't mess with him or his girl!
Asante by KKUKNOWMS16 December 28, 2015
You look like Assante
Assante by Hawks fan November 13, 2019
Alante is actually the coolest person ever. An Alante is kind and will go out of his way to help the people he cares about even if it means he gets screwed over in the process. He's selfless to a fault, and the funniest person you'll ever meet. Alante is the life of the party and all-around pretty cool dude.
Be like Alante.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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