Alante is actually the coolest person ever. An Alante is kind and will go out of his way to help the people he cares about even if it means he gets screwed over in the process. He's selfless to a fault, and the funniest person you'll ever meet. Alante is the life of the party and all-around pretty cool dude.
Be like Alante.
by definitelynotalanteipromise April 02, 2018
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is a person that seems to set them self up for being hurt they love you more then them selfs but will never show it. they help people knowing that they will get screwed over in the end because that's who they are. a alante is a weird person lets keep it at that
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Alante is always the funniest guy in the room. He is very athletic and a natural born hustler. An Alante can always analyze a situation and come up with the best solution. An Alante is also a ladies man he is very attractive and good looking guy.
“Alante is so cute”
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