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alphaness 

Alphaness is a phrase given to the biggest lads on earth who assert their dominance in everyday life. Their arms are usually bigger than you future, and their voice sounds like morgan freeman on crack. Their outlook on females is whatever has a pulse and a vagina. Additionally their hair usually looks like they have been dragged out of a hedge and their teeth look like wonky tic tacs
Oh ryan has so much alphaness
alphaness by Lahnxx October 9, 2019
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alphaness 

A word that mel wish she was.
Omg ve your aura really displays your alphaness
alphaness by vevevevevev January 14, 2022

Alphaneta 

1. verb. To Have extreme hatred for a Hebrew Language class
1. I alphaneta so much I want to burn my teacher.
Alphaneta by Mosheman100 May 26, 2010

Alphanism 

Moving from pretending to be an Alpha to knowing and realizing you’re an Alpha.
My Alphanism allows me to lack the necessity And the desire to have people surrounding me. My alphanism allows me to be free and people follow me.
Alphanism by Renshaw Family May 18, 2021

alpacaness 

1. The queen of the alpacas
2. Something to describe something better then you
Urban Dictionary's alpacaness is off the charts!
alpacaness by D1xon_C1d3r April 7, 2017

alphanso 

An amazing person, easy to love, and even easier to fall for. A wonderful person and typically a fry texter, but if he has a girlfriend, back. Off.
Oh my gosh! Alphanso has all the girls looking at him!
alphanso by cAYLYNNN April 24, 2021

alphabesize 

to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status
I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.
alphabesize by deal April 26, 2006
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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